[That's probably for the best.]

Don't know that one either, but I appreciate the warning.

[His tone is light, but the words are genuine, he doesn't need bubbles up his nose, it'd ruin his image of being awesome.

So he pops open the tab on the can, lifting it up to inspect the tiny bubbles escaping, before he takes a small sip.]

Huh. You weren't wrong about the sugar, were you, this stuff tastes like syrup.