I feel it, my dude. I'm super glad I never messed around with relationships.
[Although he is... now, but that's different.]
Why the fuck did he try to get you all to lie about that?
Wait, I've read comic books, don't answer that.
Eddie is a fucking terrible liar. Worse than me.
[Although despite that, and what he's already said about being terrible at lying, what he means is that he's terrible at keeping secrets. Lying is easier.]
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[Although he is... now, but that's different.]
Why the fuck did he try to get you all to lie about that?
Wait, I've read comic books, don't answer that.
Eddie is a fucking terrible liar. Worse than me.
[Although despite that, and what he's already said about being terrible at lying, what he means is that he's terrible at keeping secrets. Lying is easier.]