[Why so far away, beloved twinsie? Can you see she wants to-

... okay no, she's throwing a pillow now.]

Oh, I can wait. Bide my time. Not doing laundry because prestidigitation is out and fuck washing powder. [Chores suck okay, she's done enough of that for a few lifetimes.] So I'll have plenty of dirty underwear to threaten you with.

Mmh-hmm, getting you some real nasty old pair, lovingly gross just for you. Maybe they won't even be mine.