Sadly for the two of you, I've already faced that particular threat and lived to tell the tale.

[ He bows slightly, making a flourishing gesture with his other hand. NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE VOYEURISM COMMENT, though internally he's glad that a blush does not tend to register on his skin. ]

I'd say 'your place or mine' right here, but my place involves about a dozen other people, so ...