[Look, he gets it, he definitely gets it, but he likes Thor enough that it twinges a bit of worry in Taako, so he waves a hand to cast unseen servant, instructing it to start cleaning up.

That done, he drops down onto the couch beside Thor, setting down both the bottle and the cookies on the coffee table.]

Well, shit, Rin is gone? So that... sucks, and then a dude from home showed up who's in love with me, according to him we've been together like a year? Anyway turns out he was one of those holograms and now he's gone too.

[He says it all like wow that's wild and not I'm barely coping.]