[He nearly makes a joke about not ruining the surprise before he remembers that - no, there's no ruining any surprises here. Luckily Taako is good at not letting his thoughts falter him too badly.

Instead, he grins.]

Dicks are all well and good, trust me, I'm a big fan but there are other configurations if you're into that kinda thing.

[Taako is A Dude but he also has a lazy sort of attachment to gender, enough that he's comfortable trying slightly different things on occasion.]