I make a living out of bullshit, I'm sure faking magic crystals will be simple. People pay for the experience, not the actual things I tell them.

[ Even so, he tries to always make it positive. Leave people happier than before, even if it is fake.

...also aww, he's in the friends and family discount section already? ]

Hmm, what kind of snacks would be good at a reading? Probably nothing crunchy.