riverview; ic contact & friendr

[spellslots]

  ✉

CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

	Friendr
«		»
	» Age: old enough to know better » Seeking: 💲💲💲 » Preferences: none of your business » Interests: cash money » Bio: greatest chef in Faerûn, greatest transmutation wizard, follow me on insta @fromTV for the real shit
	base code by photosynthesis
	Taako
	« ✘ ✔ »

Comments

[scholiast]

Okay I'll concede that one. Just regular, run-of-the-mill embarrassing shit.

(She gets it. But also:)

I'd trade Merle for somebody who doesn't hot box the bathroom.

[spellslots]

I can live with that.

[He's pretty sure Barry wouldn't trade too many stories anyway, out of fear of retaliation. Lucretia is braver.]

Or Lup for someone who doesn't steal my nicest skirts.

[that's hard to type, even for as a joke.]

[scholiast]

(Yowch.)

Or Davenport for someone who will let me fly the ship.

[spellslots]

[Hoo boy.]

Here's a sneak peak for ya, Davenport stops being such a tight ass about who pilots.

[That's innocuous enough that he doesn't think it will hurt.]

[scholiast]

No way! I've been trying to get him to let me have a go for ages.

(Something to look forward to!)

[spellslots]

It finally sunk in that we need to know our shit, if anything happens to him.

[scholiast]

That's what I've been trying to tell him.

I think he's just precious about being the only one who can do it. I guess it does make him pretty cool.

[spellslots]

There's nothing about Cap'n'port that's cool, let's not lie to each other.

[scholiast]

Aw c'mon, being the one who drives the ship gives him a couple points don't you think?

(Poor Davenport.)

thx gmail for eating the notif for this

[spellslots]

Any cool points he could get are negated by the moustache

delicious notif yum yum

[scholiast]

... Fair.

So he's on neutral cool points? Where do the rest of the crew stand d'you think?

lov the cronch

[spellslots]

I am, of course, the coolest. Lup comes in at a paltry second. Not sure if you or Mags are third, just cause you've got that whole smart and competent thing going on, but Magnus has got so much confidence it'd probably kill a normal person. Barry, Davenport and Merle in that order.

Merle is last cause like, have you seen that guy dance?

dont speak of the cronch

[scholiast]

(Nice try.)

Your self-confidence is as heart-warming as ever but we both know that Lup is cooler than you, Taako.

The rest of the list is accurate. Especially Merle's dancing because: yikes.

lup eating a banana the wrong way as the crew looks on horrified

[spellslots]

Sounds fake but okay.

He's like a drunk grandpa on acid, it's a bad look.

nobody can tell if she's joking...

[scholiast]

:-)

He's like a black hole of bad dance moves! You get sucked in before you know it and then he's teaching YOU how to do the shuffle all of a sudden.