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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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[He'd figured that, but it's still weird.]

You guys are real popular. [Really, it's good that there's no one he knows here, but he can't help wishing there was at least someone slightly familiar with how shit works.] Makes you wonder, if I wasn't too damn lazy to figure this shit out.

[@ magnus and merle just come rescue him so he doesn't have to spend however long ~contributing~ so he can go home.]

[pundemic]

So what's your planet called?

[He might be too lazy, but she isn't. And she's curious.

Also: hungry. At least judging by the way she takes another cookie.]

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Oh, that'd be Toril. I've never been beyond Faerûn, unless you wanna count the ethereal and astral plane.

[Most people don't.]

[pundemic]

[What are all these bullshit names tho. She's hooked, tell her more. Hearing about a place that's not Earth, in a time that's not hers, is completely intoxicating.]

And... they've got elves and wizards there. Obviously you recognize humans. Anything else? Giants? I dunno... those half horse guys?

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We got giants and centaurs, though you don't really wanna meet either of those guys, gotta say.

[Centaurs and elves can get along, but they're not fans of humans. And giants are just always jerks.]

If humans are the only ones you know, there's also dwarves, halflings, orcs, dragonborn, gnomes, tieflings, uh, some other shit. A lotta races will mix with each other too, so you end up with half-whatevers.

[pundemic]

[Hilarious factoid: Ellie is a big fan of gnomes, and is creeped out by fairies. That's just how she rolls, so her face actually lights up at their mention.]

Gnomes, seriously? What're they like?

[She pushes the plate of cookies towards him as if the bribe will keep him talking.]

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[This is the kinda bribery he can get behind.]

I mean, they're gnomes? [He's not sure if she means like - what are the physical difference or what are they like as people.] Most of 'em are alright, some of 'em are assholes, same as humans or elves or dwarves or what-have-you.

[pundemic]

[She groans aloud and thunks her head down against her countertop.]

How are you not fucking kidding me right now.

[She sounds completely incredulous, but also: she saw this dude turn into an elephant so obviously she does believe him. It's just so fucking weird.]

This is the coolest shit. Do you guys have like... royalty? That whole thing?

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I mean, yeah? In some places.

[Taako doesn't have a whole lot of respect for authority, so he doesn't pay much attention to who exactly is in charge of whatever country or city he rolls into.]

There's not like a King of Fearun or anything, but uh, Neverwinter's got Lords and shit. And a King? Maybe?