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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[scholiast]

What could I possibly be good for in an auction??

'Hello, please bid on me and I'll– uh, do your taxes', or something.

[spellslots]

You're funny and pretty and cool to hang out with.

[too much?]

[scholiast]

(She hadn't been expecting that. Her next reply takes a minute or so.)

Oh.

It's... nice that you think so, Taako. Thank you.

[spellslots]

No thinking about it, I know so.

1/2

[scholiast]

Okay, okay.

(She's really, very touched.)

[scholiast]

But for real though, I'm not being 'auctioned'. It sounds awful. I refuse.

[spellslots]

What if me and Lup do it too?

[scholiast]

I'd just bet on you and win and then make you take me out on a picnic with a glorious spread.

[spellslots]

I mean, you could just ask for that, but if you wanna spend all your money at the fundraiser for your workplace, don't let me stop you.

[scholiast]

Please, I'm just trying to sass you.

Gods, Taako I haven't been to a work fundraiser in... uh, thirty-six years.

[spellslots]

I'm impossible to sass

[Fake, but ok.]

I've never run one, so we're all pulling shit outta our asses here

[scholiast]

Yeah, how exactly did you get roped into that?

It's hard to imagine you with... responsibilities.

(They grow up so fast.)

[spellslots]

Loki thinks I have style and substance :)

And hey, I pretty much ran my show for years before it broke bad. I'm an adult, I can handle shit.

[scholiast]

Loki said that?

(Anybody said that? lol)

Okay, okay. Well, maybe you can help me, uh, handle my shit. I have nothing to wear.

[spellslots]

I know

[He laughed too]

I'm fucking shocked to hear this. I already have a shopping trip planned, don't even worry

[scholiast]

Okay, good. But I'm letting you know now: nothing backless.

[spellslots]

Frontless?

[stop this..........]

[scholiast]

No............................

(Is that even a thing??)

[spellslots]

I think you could rock it

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[scholiast]

(I-Is this woman even wearing a bra. This seems dangerous.)

Not on your life.

[spellslots]

All the ladies are gonna be disappointed

In all seriousness, would you be happier in a suit or a dress?

[scholiast]

What ladies.

(She takes a moment to think this over before replying. She usually wears casual but practical clothing: jeans, mostly, long sleeved shirts. It might be nice to do something a little different.)

Dress.

[spellslots]

The ladies that are gonna be disappointed not to see tits

[Let her live.]

Dress it is, bubbale. You wanna match, cause I got a couple things of my own already but I can do changes.

[scholiast]

It's not uh, like they won't be there if I wear a dress with a front on it.

(Ok this is embarrassing now.)

Oh, okay. That... sounds kinda fun, actually.

[spellslots]

You know what I'm gonna stop talking about this before it gets weird

[Congrats, he found a boundary.]

We can get Lup in on it too, gotta represent the IPRE