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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[spellslots]

That sounds ominous

[inlaid]

Well it certainly seemed ominous at first when he asked if there was something I wanted to ask him.

But good news, he's not mad that I publicly outed him as a weird god who eats and reanimates goats, namely because apparently he isn't and he doesn't.

[spellslots]

That is a very shitty way to start a conversation with someone.

[boys are so dumb]

Huh. So they were just worshiped as gods but aren't actually divine?

[inlaid]

Apparently? I guess he used to do tricks for mortals or they all did or something but also said that was like, hundreds or thousands of years ago.

When the guy you've been sleeping with occasionally is old enough to be considered a god does that put him outside the cradle-robber category?

[spellslots]

Thousands of years is a long fucking time

But I dunno, pumpkin, I mean I had about three centuries on Eddie but we're all adults. And who knows how slowly he ages, he could've been a kid for a few hundred years.

[inlaid]

I checked. He said thousands. Definitely thousands.

And don't get me wrong. I don't care about the age thing I was just making a joke.

Anyway apparently we're figuring shit out so that's something. Want me to ask him about the horse thing since the goat one turned out to be just a story?

[spellslots]

Oh, sorry, the whole... thing has kinda been on my mind I guess.

[What with Eddie and everything.]

Nah, let's leave it a mystery, I think Loki has too much fun with it to ruin it with the truth.

[inlaid]

...I'm sorry. Didn't mean to remind you of things.

And you've got it. Mystery preserved and no more talking age gaps.

[spellslots]

Don't worry about it, my dude, I just wasn't sure how seriously you were taking it. It can be kinda weird, especially if you're not used to it.

[inlaid]

New but not weird. Just unexpected.

How's masquerade planning going?

[spellslots]

I feel you. If Kravitz ever shows up here remind me to ask him how fucking old he is, yeah? Kinda just realized he could've been around for a very long time.

Going well! It's a lot more stressful than planning a stage show, who would've thought? Pretty sure I'm gonna sleep for at least a week, once it's all over

[inlaid]

Bet it's not often you meet someone who could be that much older than you ;)

Hmm, tell you what. Morning after you're on your own but the day after I'll bring you take out and bad movies and we can have a day in doing nothing but eating letting our minds melt. You can sack out and I'll do the running around. Sound like a plan?

[spellslots]

Not until I got here, at least.

[He knew Loki was pretty old, and there's Cain and the Doctor, all who've lived a lot longer than even elves do.]

That sounds fucking amazing, I'm putting it in my diary that I totally have.

[inlaid]

Well if it's in your diary then it's iron clad. I'll find some movies and scope out places that do delivery until then while you keep working on the event.

See you soon alright?

[spellslots]

I'm looking forward to it.

See you soon ;)