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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[umbrastaff]

[Lup is a ruthless tickler, in the kind of way that usually ends up in a bloody nose for one or both of them. Cackling maniacally, she's quick on the uptake when her poor baby brother thinks he can escape her.]

Oh no you don't!

[...but she can't remember how to cast Blink, and her face falls a bit.]

Well, fuck. That's cheating, I'm fucking gonna shove dirty underwear in your mouth when you trance, now!

[spellslots]

[Well, shit.

As soon as Taako's back (a safe-ish distance away) he looks a little apologetic, but he figures acknowledging... all that would just make it worse.]

I'm spending the next couple weeks sleeping anywhere but here. And I'm not telling you where.

[umbrastaff]

[Why so far away, beloved twinsie? Can you see she wants to-

... okay no, she's throwing a pillow now.]

Oh, I can wait. Bide my time. Not doing laundry because prestidigitation is out and fuck washing powder. [Chores suck okay, she's done enough of that for a few lifetimes.] So I'll have plenty of dirty underwear to threaten you with.

Mmh-hmm, getting you some real nasty old pair, lovingly gross just for you. Maybe they won't even be mine.

[spellslots]

[He'll take the hit from the below as his version of apologising for using magic while she can't.]

This is gonna be like, a wild concept for you, but doors have locks, and last I checked you're not a rogue.

[Checkmate, atheists.]

[umbrastaff]

I'm relearning blink asap, obviously. You'll never hide from me.

[Is her fucked up mage hand crawl/hovering behind him to attack? Who knows. Shhh.]