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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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[spellslots]

But fuck me, right?

[scholiast]

No, god, but am I reading this situation incorrectly by assuming you don't have feelings for him?

I know it's boring and shitty of me to remind you of this when you're both just having fun, but I think it's something you should keep in mind maybe?

[spellslots]

You know I love Magnus.

[It's not romantic, and it's not anything like a relationship, but... he kind of resents Lucretia saying that he doesn't have feelings for Magnus, as if this is just about sex.]

And I know that after all this shit is over and we go back to Fearun he's gonna spend the rest of his life mourning Julia and we're never gonna do this shit again. So maybe you could get off my dick for like two seconds?

[scholiast]

(Ughhh she didn't mean it like that at all but isn't sure how to reverse what she's started so she holds that retort back, staring hard at her phone. Can she steer this towards goofs if she backs off now or)

Okay! Okay.

Just– take more care around Lup, at least. She keeps walking in on you and then telling me about it and it's vibing pretty hard on my delicate sensibilities.

[spellslots]

[The instinct to keep picking a fight is there, but he can see what she's trying to do. It's nothing like the apology he'd like, but he can let it go.]

Oh, for sure, I'll put a lock on the door to keep my intangible sister out

[scholiast]

Fair point. You think at this point she'd understand what a closed door means but, uh

no dice.

[spellslots]

And you'd think by this point Magnus would understand that you gotta wear pants in like, communal spaces but no luck there either

[scholiast]

After all these years. Thank goodness I moved out.

[spellslots]

I'm sleeping with the guy and I still do not wanna see his ass that often

[scholiast]

Yeah, of all the things that I miss from being on the Starblaster, Magnus' entire ass is not one of them

[spellslots]

I can't quite agree with that one, it's a pretty great ass, just in the right context, you know?

[This is his revenge.]

[scholiast]

(oh god abort ABORT)

Mmm not
Dunno what you're talking about, actually

uuuhhh did you get to try any part of that batch of brownies that Lup brought to my place the other day? Prettyyyy good, right.

[spellslots]

[He's laughing so hard, this is the best.]

Want me to explain it to you?

I got some of the regular batch, wasn't feeling into edibles when she made that lot but they were pretty fucking great

[scholiast]

No, please no, have mercy.

(don'tttt she'll cry)

Yeah no kidding. I feel like I'm still residually high from the one I ate, like, two days ago.

[spellslots]

It's not like it'd be hard
Well
I mean 😉

[The woooooorst]

Remember that fucking time everyone else bit in before the cycle was out and we spent like an entire fucking week high

[scholiast]

(Terrible!)

Vaguely...
That was the one when you found Merle's secret stash, right? Did we ever get caught for that? I was waiting for him to bring the fire but now that I think about it I guess he just forgot he had a secret stash.

[spellslots]

[Okay okay he's had his fun.]

I'm 50/50 on whether he forgot or whether he felt kinda shitty about abandoning us so early in the year to do his parlay with John

[scholiast]

Why would he feel shitty about that? He was a hero for doing that every single time.

[spellslots]

For doing it at the start of every fucking year and leaving us without a cleric for twelve months

Was I the only one that bitched him out for that?

[Which is to say, Taako used "we didn't have a cleric" as code for "we fucking miss you"]

[scholiast]

Yeah, because I wasn't afraid of just telling him we missed him.

(She sees right through ya Taako.) But yeah that was... that was rough, huh.

(It was really rough. It was hard being without Merle, always was.)

[spellslots]

Whatever

[Don't call him out like this???]

But yeah it was rough. Almost with it hearing Kravitz lose his shit about the fifty something deaths though.

[scholiast]

He was keeping track of our death count?

(It's probably part of his job, now that she takes a moment to think about it. Interesting.)

That must have been strange to hear about.

[spellslots]

He's got a magic book with our death count in it

[Which would sound wild to a lot of people, but it's pretty par for the course with them.]

The funniest shit is that we kinda guessed it? Like Magnus made some joke about it being alternate universe shit

[scholiast]

Hey, so do I. We have so much in common.

(Well, kiiiind of. Her journals aren't magical, but still. His next comment makes her chuckle.)

Yeah, it was some alternate universe shit, that's for sure.

[spellslots]

I'm sure he'd love to compare notes

[What a morbid joke. Taako laughs.]

I told you Magnus fucking stood in Barry and went on about being a red robe, right?