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TAAKO

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@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[spellslots]

[Taako goes to shove her, cutting himself off in time to not end up completely beefing it, but there's still a little bit of off balance flailing for a second.]

I'm getting you a body again just so I can kick your fucking ass.

[umbrastaff]

[She laughs oh-so cold-heartedly at his attempt to right his feet, not even moving an inch.]

You can try, I'm hella more powerful now.

[spellslots]

Sure sure sure, how about I just put holy symbols all over the apartment? How's that fucking idea for ya?

[He'll do it, don't test him.]

[umbrastaff]

You wouldn't dare, I'll fucking haunt every customer you ever get and you'll live in poverty.

[Fucking holy symbols, man. Things were always awkward with Merle when Barry and/or she were liches.]

[spellslots]

[Taako makes a dismissive sound at that.]

Loki's fucking loaded and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let me starve to death.

[umbrastaff]

I'll haunt him, too!

[spellslots]

You're gonna haunt a god?

[Lup is powerful, but Loki is Loki.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh, do you know me? I'm always up for a challenge.

[spellslots]

I dare you.

[It'd be pretty funny, honestly.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh-huh, if freaking him out doesn't work I'll follow him around and tell him baby Taako stories.

[spellslots]

I got a better idea, how about you get fucked?

[Why is she so rude.]

[umbrastaff]

You'd think you would have learned not to challenge me by now!

[Rudeness is their biz let's be real.]

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I'm gonna be a thousand years old on my fucking deathbed and I'll still be challenging you.

[So there.]

[umbrastaff]

And I'll be there, still smacking you down!

[Ass.]

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You'll be trying, just like you always are.

[umbrastaff]

That's what sisters do, dingus.