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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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CALL

VIDEO

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	» Age: old enough to know better » Seeking: 💲💲💲 » Preferences: none of your business » Interests: cash money » Bio: greatest chef in Faerûn, greatest transmutation wizard, follow me on insta @fromTV for the real shit
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Comments

un: b.zethir; brief video, then text;

[inlaid]

surprise, bitch

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Holy shit you look BANGING
How long have you been planning this

[inlaid]

Depends. I've been trying to get rid of the pink for months. But the all over color? A couple weeks?

[Ever since she decided she may as well settle in here to stay rather than maintain a look that she'd need for her undercover work back home.]

So, 10/10 Taako approval then?

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You are good at keeping secrets

That's a 15/10 Taako approval

[inlaid]

when it matters. state secrets? bah. hair color? I WILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE.

yesssssss this is my greatest achievement. everything pales in comparison.

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I know which one I care more about

So like, when are we going out to show you off?

[inlaid]

Now obviously. I have a new game. It's called, "Bryn hits on people she's hit on before and sees if they A: recognize her and if not B: see if they respond differently with the new hair"

That's the working title anyway.

The subtitle is "and C: see how many of them will buy Bryn and Taako drinks"

[spellslots]

I'm into C, as much as I love watching you hit on people, if
I can get drinks outta it that's way better

[inlaid]

Stick with me, we'll make them pour us into a cab by the time we're done.

[spellslots]

So like pretty much every night out for us?

[inlaid]

Good point, we'd better come up with something new this time around.

What new and terrible things can we do to switch it up this time?

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Murder? 🤔

[He's joking.]

[inlaid]

I could murder a cheese burger right about now, does that count?

[She pauses a beat.]

Oh deities, I just said that. Help, I'm getting boring, this is a problem.

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Who are you and what have you done with Bryn 😲

[inlaid]

help

I'm really hungry now

feed me so I will not make anymore terrible food jokes and can be vaguely cool again.

[spellslots]

It's too late for you now, not even shrimp scampi can save you

[inlaid]

write that on my tombstone

not even shrimp scampi could have saved her

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You don't want something cooler on your tombstone?

[inlaid]

Her greatest life achievement was kicking Taako Taaco 30' in the air for being a shit and not feeding her often enough.

[spellslots]

Wasn't the reason you kicked me 30 feet into the air cause I flirted with you and you got all flustered :)

[inlaid]

It's because you kissed me and turned into a frog. It was a service to the entire quarantine.

There's still talk of putting a statue of me up in the square.

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That was a great fucking goof and you know it

[inlaid]

I know nothing of the sort.

[She knows it. She admires it even. But it doesn't mean Taako gets to hear it from her when he already knows it and knows that she knows it.]

[spellslots]

Not only have you gotten boring, you can't even recognize jokes anymore

This is getting sad, pumpkin

[inlaid]

I might have to quit before I dig myself deeper in the hole.