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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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[spellslots]

[Taako just grins, a little sharp]

Pretty sure you wouldn't like me if I was all deferential and shit.

[dothelokimotion]

Well. A little reverence never hurt.

[ Loki sips his drink. His days of getting people to kneel are over. It was really just a phase. ]

[spellslots]

Sorry, darling, but you're going to have to try a little harder than that if you wanna get me on my knees.

[They were talking about titles!!! Why is Taako like this!!]

[dothelokimotion]

[ There's a glint in his eyes, even if his tone is even. ]

Is that an invitation? I'll be sure to remember that.

[spellslots]

[Taako waves a hand lazily, making an effort to keep chill.]

Yeah, yeah, we both know you're full of shit.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki rests a hand on his chest. ]

That's just hurtful.

[spellslots]

Uh huh. [He doesn't sound very apologetic; this is what happens when he gets compliments, even if they were over the top and full of shit.] Don't worry, pumpkin, I won't tell anyone.

[dothelokimotion]

[ His smile ticks upwards, faintly melancholic. ]

Who would you tell?

[spellslots]

[One day he's going to be able to pick when Loki is playing and when he isn't, but for now Taako tends to lean towards "joking"]

The paparazzi.

[what]

[dothelokimotion]

Who are they?

[spellslots]

Like the... the paparazzi? Those people who follow celebrities to take pictures of 'em and sell to tabloids?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki looks at him blankly. ]

Celebrities?

[spellslots]

Famous people, like yours truly? [Debatable] We really gotta get you out more.

[dothelokimotion]

I get out plenty.

[ No, he does not. ]

I had no idea people were so devoted about pictures though.

[spellslots]

Don't lie to me.

[He'll call Loki out, he doesn't give a shit.]

But shit, yeah, there's like a whole fucking culture of it, especially on Earth. People get kinda creepy about it, I never had to deal with that shit cause, you know, cameras don't exist in Fearun.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He shrugs. ]

Earth is so very strange sometimes.

[spellslots]

Only sometimes?

[It's strange all the time.]

[dothelokimotion]

Well, I am not familiar enough with it to say more.

[spellslots]

I'm into a lot of shit from there, like reality TV? Amazing invention, but I do not blame you for not wanting to get too familiar.

[dothelokimotion]

Honestly, I should take more time to rectify that.

[ As inane as it may seem, Loki dislikes "missing out" on things he should be aware of. ]

[spellslots]

Are you planning to spend a lotta time there? I mean, like, cause there's a whole bunch of thugs from Earth here it helps to know some of that shit, but I dunno if you have/i> to.

[He shrugs, pausing to take a sip of wine before adding:]

It's not like where I'm from where we're kinda behind, you know?

[Technology wise, mostly.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki snorts. ]

No. But most people hail from there. So it is better to know what they are gibbering about.

i italiced too hard

[spellslots]

Just hang out with us, we're cooler than those dipshits from Earth anyway.

[He's allowed to say that, some of his friends are from Earth.]

html won this round

[dothelokimotion]

Aren't you on a grand quest to save the worlds? I would not be the best fit for such an endeavor.

[ Because it sounds . . . well, it doesn't sound like Loki. It sounds like a situation he cannot weasel himself out of. ]

it usually does tbh

[spellslots]

Oh, we did that already.

[He waves a hand lazily as if "yeah we saved the world without dying" isn't an update that he probably should've given his friends???]