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TAAKO

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Pâtissier

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I'm sure you don't, but this one's super important cause he'd totally use it against me

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My dad wouldn't do that.

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He absolutely would! I'm on a quest for world domination and he's trying to stop me, he'll use anything he can to do it

;)

[Hopefully Jon will get that he's joking, but the smilie is there to help just in case.]

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World domination's boring. You'll have to take care of everyone once you do it.

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can't I make them take care of me, isn't that how it works?

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I don't think so? But I haven't met many world domination types.

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You've met one now! Which I guess means you can be my secondary nemesis after your dad.

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I think I'll pass.

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I'm heartbroken :(

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You're not really heartbroken.

[ Jon is onto you!! ]

Anyway I'm still not a real hero yet.

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:'(

I think that means I'm crying, right? Cause I totally am.

And you're totally a real hero, deal with it.

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You can't just say I'm real.

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I'm the expert here, young man!

[Since two seconds ago, apparently.]

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No, you're not. You don't even have superheroes on your world.

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I dunno, I know at least one guy who'd be a hero if he put on a cape.

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Really? Like who?

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My friend Magnus. He saved my life like, a bunch of times, even though he barely even knew me.

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That does sound hero-like.

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He said that being a hero is about being strong enough to make the weak feel safe which is exactly the kinda shit those superheroes would say.

[Clark showed him some comics.]

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That sounds like something dad would say.

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That doesn't surprise me at all. I guess you must take after him :)

[He's going to convince Jon he's a hero if it's the last thing he does.]

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[ This conversation is getting weird. ]

I guess?

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[Jon pls he's trying to be nice.]

I'm glad we reached a consensus.

What's the difference between a real and not-real hero anyway?

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[ Real heroes don't accidentally kill pets, Jon thought. Not that he'd ever say that. ]

You have to be reliable. And you don't get time off.

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That seems pretty silly to me, everyone needs time off. Even my boss takes time off and she like, lives in her office.