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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[inlaid]

I am. Right now, I am more than cool with it.

[If it all goes to hell at some point, she'll drag him out for drinks then, but only if.]

We're exclusive now and...we're going to move in together. I'd already decided to find a bigger place with a yard for Qiri but now, well, we'll find a place for us both.

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Look at you, getting all domestic,
what kinda housewarming gift do you want?

[inlaid]

Mm, catering for the housewarming party we'll inevitably have?

If that's a given then I'll have to think of something once we find the place.

Otherwise, your presence is a present, etc. etc.

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I'd be offended if you got anyone else to do it

Shit, I got it

[and he sends a link to a site selling sex swings, because he's The Worst]

[inlaid]

[Joke's on you, Taako.]

Check to see if they're strong enough to not get ripped out of the ceiling with Asgardian strength?

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[No this is about what he expected]

That might be a ceiling issue, you'll wanna reinforce the support beams

[inlaid]

I'm sure we could figure something out. Either that or put a contractor on retainer for every time we wreck a room in the house.

Back home there are architectural charms and protective symbols that can be laid on a house when it's built. Maybe they've got something like that here...

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Shit I was gonna offer to ask Lucretia since she's at Gramarye but I dunno if it'd be funnier to ask Loki

[inlaid]

It would absolutely be funnier to ask Loki.

Any chance you'd come with me and do the asking? You have a way with words I'm sure would make this all the more hilarious and terrible.

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You don't even need to ask, I'm already writing a fucking script

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Perfect. Don't show it to me I want to be surprised at it's inevitable gloriousness.

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One question, should I say it's for you to be tied up or for Thor to be tied up?

[inlaid]

You know, it might be good to say we want to keep our options open for any eventuality.

Which means it needs to be strong enough to handle Asgardian strength no matter who's doing what to who. 👉🏻👉🏻

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👉👌

[That's it, that's his reply.]