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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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[spellslots]

[He has a feeling they're reaching the end of this discussion, so he picks up on a less serious point.]

And how many centuries did it take you to get that maturity?

[worldsaway]

Centuries? Ten- fifteen, maybe? [Thor needs to think about that one.]

It only really kicked in after I got banished.

[spellslots]

[He knows he started this, but fifteen is a big number.]

I always fucking forget how old you are, it's wild.

[Taako's got a few centuries under his belt, but that's nothing compared to how long the Asgardians have been around.]

[worldsaway]

I'm not old, I'm not even middle aged. [Thor defends.]

I prefer the term long-lived.

[spellslots]

Fair point. [Taako laughs, holding up a hand in concession.] I know that shit is relative, I'm still pretty young for an elf, but like, I can't imagine living that long, eight hundred is about our limit.

[worldsaway]

You get used to it, but then, I didn't really interact with mortals until recently. I didn't really leave Asgard much at all, unless it was to go fighting across the realms.

[Thor pauses to think.] Do you ever think about the fact that Loki is old enough to be your father?

[spellslots]

[Wait a second.]

Are you trying to make it weird?

[What he's asking without asking is does Thor actually know that Taako's had a big old crush on Loki since day one. Because - that's a little embarrassing?]

[worldsaway]

How am I making it weird?

[Thor has suspicions, and he's curious, but he gets what he wants by acting dense.]

[spellslots]

[As if Taako doesn't know that trick! He eyes Thor suspiciously.]

Why'd you use Loki as the example there and not yourself?

[worldsaway]

Because Loki is younger than me and still older than you.

[Duh.]

[spellslots]

[There are two ways he could go with this, but if Thor is being a shit, Taako wants to get some kinda revenge.

So, mildly:]

Well, if he wants me to call him daddy, he's gonna have to ask me himself.

[worldsaway]

I'll thank you to never use that word again. [Darkly. But like, in a fun way.]

[spellslots]

What word? [Feigning innocence, as he takes step closer towards Thor, he even bites his lip briefly.] Daddy?

[This isn't A Thing for him but he's listened to enough Lana Del Rey to know it's supposed to sound soft and a little husky.]

[worldsaway]

Save it for Loki. [Wait.] Somehow I made it worse.

[spellslots]

So he's into that kinda thing?

[He's going to make it even more worse!]

[worldsaway]

I don't pretend to know what he's into anymore, but it wouldn't surprise me.

[spellslots]

[Taako taps a finger against his jaw, clearly thinking hard.]

I dunno, last time I gave it a shot he didn't seem super into it.

[Is he just trying to torment Thor?

Yes.]

[worldsaway]

[Thor is in hell and he's dragging Loki down with him.]

I think he much prefers to be saying it than hearing it.

[spellslots]

Ohhhhh.

[This changes everything.

Except it doesn't.]

Well I'm shit outta luck, huh? I don't think I can make that work for me, not with Loki.

[w h y]

[worldsaway]

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.

[He points from Taako to himself.]

In any case, I just came here to drop off a cake and apologise and not to talk about my brother's sex life. I should be on my way.

[He smiles.] It was nice to see you, for the most part.

[spellslots]

[Taako just laughs.]

You started that one, my man.

[Did he? Does it matter? Either way, he moves in for another quick kiss on the cheek, in lieu of a hug, and then steps back to let Thor be on his way.]

Thank you for the cake, I'll let you know how it goes down.