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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

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[Wow, rude.]

There was a lot of dancing, nothing scandalous to report, boss.

[As per usual, really.]

I did pretend to be some girl's boyfriend for like half an hour cause some jerk wouldn't leave her alone. It was pretty funny.

[He was terrible at it.]

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[Wow, honest, you mean.]

Aren't you a gentleman. What did it take to finally get the guy to leave her alone? Shame or threats or bribery?

[Because there has got to be more to the story than that.]

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Iiiiii might've turned him into a crab.

[His tone is sheepish, but his grin is the exact opposite.]

[inlaid]

[Her response comes in the form of an almost plaintive wail.]

And I missed it? Tell me someone took pictures or video or something.

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[Wordlessly, but smugly, Taako fishes his phone out of a pocket and holds it up for Bryn.

There's a video of a very upset crab scuttling along a bar as dance music plays in the background.]

[inlaid]

[Bryn wanders over with their ice cream bowls, the third bowl of chicken feed balanced between the crook of her elbow and her body. She hands Taako his bowl and readjusts the chicken feed--just in time to watch the video.

She bursts out laughing and watches as the video loops and the crab scuttles again and again across the dance floor.]

How long did the spell last?

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[Taako accepts the bowl with a pleased little hum, balancing it on his stomach because he's not going to actually sit up to eat, he's too cool for that.]

Could've been an hour, but I took pity on the poor guy and turned him back after like twenty minutes? Sobered him right up though.

[Funny how that works.]

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Next time, you call me so I can see the show live, okay?

[She's going to go feed the chicken and ignore the bird crap in her tub. Upon returning to the main room she flops into the chair across from the couch. Digging into the ice cream immediately.]

So, just crabs or can you turn people into a whole menagerie of animals?

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Yes, ma'am.

[The mock salute he gives is probably ruined by the fact he just mumbled that around a mouthful of ice cream.

(He can clean that tub for her later, magic is great).]

A whole fucking menagerie, if I'm stronger than 'em like, mentally. That's how that sorta magic works.

[By which he means "they get to make a wisdom saving throw".]

[inlaid]

[Iiiiinteresting.]

What if they're stronger than you mentally but consent to being transformed?

[She may be getting ideas okay.]

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Oh yeah, that works, no drama.

[He can tell what she's thinking and he laughs.]

I'm gonna have to write you a list of what animals I can do, aren't I?

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[She grins.]

Why don't I write you a list of animals I'd be interested in. It's probably shorter.

[Time for more ice cream though. It's the only thing that quiets her as she considers the sorts of animals she may want to be transformed into. Or someone else.]

What about magical creatures? Or people? I assume illusions are a possibility on that last one though...

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Go for it, my dude.

[His own list isn't that long, really (it is, he just doesn't use it that often) but he's happy for her to do the footwork here.]

Yes, no. In that order. Gotta be just regular old beasts, nothing magic cause that's more than just shape, ya feel? [Polymorph is transmutation, so he's good at that, but there's a difference between changing someone's shape and changing how they can access magic.] llusions I can do, don't hold up to anyone touching you though.

[In case she's planning something.]

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[Bryn eats more ice cream, humming to herself as she nods with each of his answers. It falls in line with most of what she's heard from her Asarian contacts. Physical appearance isn't imbuing someone with the gifts that race or magical creature would have.]

At some point we need to get into some trouble together. Animal shenanigans or illusions tricks or something. When we're not busy eating ice cream and gifting chickens, apparently.

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[Taako makes a pretty good attempt at feigning offence.]

My magic isn't for shenanigans, Bryn, what kind of wizard do you take me for!

[He holds the seriousness for a second before he grins and pops a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth.]

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[She lifts an eyebrow at him, toying with he ice cream.]

Oh, well then I guess I'll have to find someone else to have fun with. No fun for you, no shenanigans, no tricks or tomfoolery. Only very serious conversations and business between us.

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That's how it's gotta be.

[Quick what's something serious.]

So like, how about those taxes, huh?

[Nailed it.]