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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[spellslots]

All her furniture glued to the ceiling kinda elaborate? It's not exactly original but it's always good

[ohhmrburnsides]

normally i'd try to argue against this but i did make a promise to do ANYTHING you'd ask...

[...Which is the excuse he's going to give Lucretia later instead of admitting that he was totally down to do this.]

alright, i'm in. you got a night free soon?

[spellslots]

[Taako isn't going to point out that's definitely not true, it's only fair considering Magnus is doing such a nice thing for him.]

My schedule is pretty fucking easy to clear, we should find out when she has a date with Beverly. Can you imagine them coming back to her apartment to get down only to find out all the furniture is on the ceiling?

[ohhmrburnsides]

HAHAHA OH MY GOD i didn't even think about beverly! shit, it's priceless!

i figure we should at least leave her bedroom alone, but like. kitchen and living room? fuck yeah. i'll be the one to find out about that date night so luce doesn't get suspicious.

[spellslots]

All or nothing, my dude, it's gotta be all or nothing. I'm sticking her fucking toothbrush to the ceiling whether you help me or not

[ohhmrburnsides]

...alright fine but if she asks i did try to convince you otherwise

[spellslots]

You know we've got a like never ending one up on her right?

[ohhmrburnsides]

[prolonged silence, then:]

taako

[spellslots]

[He doesn't need to hear that spoken to know the tone Magnus is using.]

I'm just saying!

Whatever, I'll cover for you if you don't wanna get in shit with her

[ohhmrburnsides]

no no it's cool dude lmao

[ :/ ]

she'll know i'm involved no matter what bc the half i glue is gonna look polished and clean and the half you glue is gonna look ... not terrible but you know what i mean i'm a carpenter dude

[spellslots]

Gluing shit can't be that hard, remember that fake light of creation I made, huh? That wasn't shitty

[ohhmrburnsides]

oh yeaaaah it did look pretty good. good point. so you can take the fall!

[spellslots]

Sure, Maggie, I'll take the fall for ya

[will he]

[ohhmrburnsides]

i know better than to take your word for it but i’ll choose to anyway

[spellslots]

It's not like she's gonna kill us

[ohhmrburnsides]

lucretia’s counter-prank game is not to be underestimated

[spellslots]

[In a rare moment of honesty:]

I could use the distraction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ohhmrburnsides]

[He opts to just let Taako have his distraction. Sometimes that’s as good as that gets.]

wellllll we’re no strangers to prank wars either so LET’S DO THIS SHIT 💪

[spellslots]

We gotta get Lup in on our side before Lucretia can turn her against us

[ohhmrburnsides]

will she join you because twin loyalty or side against you because twin rivalry? should i be the one to rope her in?

[spellslots]

You'd fucking think that by this point I'd know the answer to that question but it's always a crapshoot. You ask and if that doesn't work I'll give it a shot

[ohhmrburnsides]

already on it ✌️

[spellslots]

You're the best, my dude