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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

text; @chronicler

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thanksfornothing.mp4

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So your date went well?

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Sure, right up until I tried to take her home with me

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The only bad books you're in are mine though, she found it hilarious

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Tell Beverly she's my new favorite

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Good, because I'm breaking up with her

(So dramatic!! She's still embarrassed.)

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Cause she's got a sense of humor and you don't?

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Maybe

Taako how isn't this magic? How did you do this

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You need a zone of truth to get that out of me and our least favorite cleric isn't here

[unlike SOME PEOPLE he won't give up his boy cisco]

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I know you and Magnus *and* Cisco all had a finger in the pie

I'm going to guess Lup probably did too?

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I'm not saying shit

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You don't need to, I understand your modus operandi

Anyway I presume you know that it's *on* now, right

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What are you gonna do, knit us some itchy sweaters?

[Because she's old? get it?]

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Oh, the most hideous, unfashionable sweaters

(she's gonna Get Him)

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Lup can make a great bonfire outta them

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All I'm saying is: prepare yourself

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I was born prepared

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Good

(uh)

Stay that way

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