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CODE 🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

Friendr

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» Age: old enough to know better
» Seeking: 💲💲💲
» Preferences: none of your business
» Interests: cash money
» Bio: greatest chef in Faerûn, greatest transmutation wizard, follow me on insta @fromTV for the real shit

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Taako

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You're tall?

Pretending to be tall. I don't wear six inch heels to make my legs look good, they're already perfect

That is fair. You might as well take every advantage you can.

Why am I hearing "because you need it" at the end of that 🤔

Must be your imagination.

You've given me a complex

What is it called?

It's called "Loki won't get off my dick and not in the fun way"

Catchy name.

I'm afraid I'm not the silver tongue you are

Don't sell yourself short. You come up with plenty.

I dunno if carefully constructed dick jokes count 🤷

Of course they count. They're invaluable.

The truth of our friendship comes out, you're after my very good dick jokes

I do not think it was a well kept secret.

I mean the latest hot goss is that you're my sugar daddy but you know, this is close

[what rumours]

Is that a real rumor?

Unfortunately I'm not like, that famous here

Gimme some time to work on it

You're going to gain infamy in a forest?

I'm gonna be a creepy forest witch

That seems like a terrible job.

All I gotta do is look cool and maybe kill some people, those are like, super manageable tasks

And be cryptic. The Norns were good at that.

I'll get a book of riddles

[god knows he isn't any good at them himself]

That will certainly help.

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