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TAAKO

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@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

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No one else is on our level

You don't gotta be polite if something goes missing I'll just assume Lup took it, you're in the clear

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they're really not

even better I'll sneak through it later and take what i want
maybe leave things you don't remember in their place
nbd

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So glad we're at like the level of friendship where you're gonna prank me to make me think I'm crazy

[It's true he does love it.]

[inlaid]

consider it payback for finding a chicken in my bathtub one morning and not knowing where it came from

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Shit you've got me on that one, huh?

[inlaid]

payback is probably the wrong word
petunia was a magnificent gift

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Hey though what happened to Petunia, do we know where's she at now?

[inlaid]

...honestly I'm not sure. I gave her to Jim and Leonard a while back because they had a farm set-up but...I haven't been in touch since I returned.

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Well she lived a good life, I hope she made some delicious wings

[inlaid]

was there enough wings of her to enjoy?
I thought she was like 99% feathers and fluff and 0.5% beak

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The best part of chicken wings is the marrow so like, I bet there was

[inlaid]

...we should just go back to that farm and buy a chicken not as a pet to make dinner

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I'll get Lup to hook you up with a real good chicken dinner

[because as much as he used to love it, he hasn't really touched poultry since Glamorsprings.]

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done and done
i get a cupcake castle
clothing
and chicken dinner

best return ever

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Well you know, I'm expecting plenty of cool shit from you in return this isn't a charity

[He's kidding.]

[inlaid]

but taako

don't forget

my presence is a GIFT in itself

i am all of the cool shit you'll get from me

[Lies. She went on such a shopping spree to lug back so many things from home for Taako.]

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The cupcake castle is fucking cancelled then

[inlaid]

what happened to making me whatever I wanted for the next week?

this is gonna be your masterpiece, taako!!

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I'm my own masterpiece every damn day

[inlaid]

true

you're the masterpiece
i'm the gift

we are excellent that way

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We're excellent in every way, darling

[inlaid]

which is why we need to make that network post to find an orgy artist stat

productive bragging ok

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Sex toy shopping and showing the network how great we are is just a regular fucking day for us, huh?

[inlaid]

it sure as shit is
can't even tell you how glad I am to be back for it again

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Me too, darling