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TAAKO

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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weeb level: 99

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[Pump the brakes.]

Considering you've been to the hospital two or three times, I am super okay, cannot complain at all. [but seriously:] What the hell, Eichi?

[It's not quite a proper question, but what he's asking is: why have you been in the hospital two or three times?]

workin my way up the ranks

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Fufu, I pushed myself a little too hard and wound up meeting a doctor who was rather irritated by it. He caught me trying to climb out the window, so I had to stay even longer than I wanted.

[He's like this. Leaning forward just as casually, he opens the lid to the teapot to check how well it's steeped before closing it again and lifting the whole thing. He'll pour them some tea, now!!]

whats the max weeb rank???

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[If the tea is ready, Taako might as well get out the desserts; there are gougères, cannelés, and bugnes, as well as some fresh fruit he chopped up.]

I'll admit I'm not a fucking expert here, but usually people listen to doctors, right?

probably over 9000

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Are you worried for me, Taako-kun?

[He's going to focus on this instead of being possibly sort-of scolded, smiling calmly and passing him a filled teacup with both hands as his eyes flick down to those delicious looking sweets.]

Doctors have been telling me since I was born that I would only have a few days to live, so it's tiring listening to this and that, you know? Especially when the doctors here can't do anything to help me, even with the improved technology. I'd rather live and learn, and grow, and discover what I can about this place.

Ah, but I don't intend to die any time soon, if I can help it. I'm being careful, so don't worry. ♪ [Is he tho]

is dbz so mainstream by now that a reference drops u a level tho

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[He accepts the cup with a bit of an unsure smile, since what Eichi's saying is mildly concerning, and also just... weird, for someone who's so used to magic being able to cure almost any ailment. Chronic illness isn't much of a thing.]

Well shit, I can't really fault that logic.

[I live like I'm dying has been uttered by Taako before, and he can almost admire the fact that rather than hiding himself away to prolong his life, Eicihi is just going for it.]

You humans are here for fucking seconds, anyway, good on you for enjoying shit.

you may be onto something there

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Fufu, if that's what you think, then my family must be barely a blink in your eyes. Short lifespans run in my family, you see.

[Oh well. He does in fact live by the YOLO policy, so at least he gets points for that. He lifts his own teacup and gestures with it to Taako's.] I'm not the best at preparing tea like this compared to some friends of mine, but I hope you can enjoy this type in any case.

im an anime expert

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[An illness that runs in the family. It seems weird to him for people to have kids when they risk passing something like that along, but he's not exactly the fucking expert on either a) family or b) kids, so he leaves it be.]

Last guy who made me tea was a bugbear, so like, you're probably good.

[He's not going to take a sip yet because he's a baby and it'll be too hot, but he's enjoying the warmth of the cup.]

I'm not even gonna pretend to be modest, bee-tee-dubs, but these guys are savory. [He points to the gougères] And the rest are sweet, they're all delicious as hell.

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[Eichi would be glad to explain that all his parents care about is continuing their family legacy with the company, but talking about this delicious food is probably better, anyway. He chuckles, reaching immediately to help himself to some bugnes. Of course he'd go straight for those.]

Confidence is important in skill more than modesty is in presentation. Being humble won't make them taste any more delicious, so why not be proud of your work? [He's a proud guy himself, when he wants to be. He takes a bite, and hums his own enjoyment. He loves tea parties.]

It's tasty. ♪

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[Confidence is a double edged sword, really, at least in his experience. Forty people died in part because Taako was too confident, too full of his own ego to want to share any spotlight, but that's... something else entirely and he doesn't want to dwell.

Instead, he sips his tea, smiling at Eichi's compliment.]

I've heard people say that's being stuck up, but who cares what they think, right?

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Fufu, who cares indeed. To be "stuck up" has an entirely different connotation, to me. It would require someone else here being mistreated or ignored in some way, but you've only showered me with kindness.

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Well that's cause I like you, my dude! I'm terrible to people I don't like.

[He makes it sound likes a joke, but it's true. It's definitely true. He's an asshole.]

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So I should come to Taako-kun if an enemy of mine ever arrives, is that it? [He laughs, but is he joking, is he really?? Probably not. He's actually also an asshole.]

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Oh, for sure, I'll totally kill a dude for you if you want.

[Maybe not without doing a brief check first to make sure the person is actually a dick, but hey. What's a little murder between friends?]

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How blunt of you. That's not to say I don't appreciate it, but most of the time I prefer to crush my own enemies and watch them claw their way back to the top.

[He says it so genuinely... Thanks, Taako, you're a pal!] Still, ever since I've been on that ship, there were more serious threats... So I'll certainly keep your friendly offer in mind.

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That sounds like a whole lotta work for like, whoever.

[Satisfying, sure, but there's very few people that Taako cares about enough to go to that sort of effort for revenge, even if they are his enemies. He'd rather just continue not caring about them and let that be the revenge.]