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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[inlaid]

Oh, no, I want to hear you pitch that to someone else. I get to grab a drink and sit back and watch you talk it up.

[spellslots]

Pretty sure there's no pitch needed here, you've looked in a mirror, right?

[He might not be into girls but he's not blind.]

1/2

[inlaid]

I appreciate the vote of confidence and yes, I've looked in the mirror and am aware of what I look like.

But that doesn't mean that I don't want to watch you approach strangers, or better still, friends, and ask them if they want to take a sparkly dildo up the ass for the sake of entertainment.

2/2

[inlaid]

or I guess you could see if they wanted to suck on it too. some people are into that of course.

[spellslots]

You're gonna have to live in suspense!!

I'm not even sure I want to ask what people get out of giving a dildo a blowjob.

[inlaid]

rude!!!!!!!

depends on the person. could be as simple as an oral fixation~

[spellslots]

Sorry to disappoint, pumpkin.

You know what, I asked, you answered, I'm gonna live with that. It's the blowjob equivalent of lingerie, I guess.

[It's there for the #aesthetic]

[inlaid]

...I've never heard it described that way but sure why not. That works as well as any other explanation.

How did we get onto this topic again?

[spellslots]

I think it started with a sparkly dong, which is how all my good nights start ;)

[So long as they aren't thirteen inches]

[inlaid]

Well, I know what to get you for your birthday now!

[spellslots]

I can add it to my very extensive collection of sex toys that I definitely have.

[That's a lie]

[inlaid]

next to your collection of rare erotic literature?

[spellslots]

Yeah actually, right this second I'm fucking. I've got on a fancy dressing gown while drinking port and reading my rare erotic literature in front of the fire.

[inlaid]

All you're missing is the perfect accessory. A one of the kind sparkly dildo for all of your fancy fucking needs.

[spellslots]

Now that I'm committing to this whole image, I gotta say I think a velvet dildo would fit better, you know? Not exactly useable but who cares.

[inlaid]

No it's perfect. It only adds to the whole luxe thing you're going for. You're so fancy you buy dildos for display purposes and ~*art*~

[spellslots]

Shit, I gotta convert one of the bedrooms into a dildo display room

[inlaid]

I can see it now, collecting rare and exotic and unique dildos from across the multiverse. A more comprehensive collection never seen anywhere!