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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Taako, the masquerade is mandatory for all Gramarye employees!

(So much for attempting to duck outta that one.)

[spellslots]

It sure is :) Are you excited!

[He knows she's not.]

[scholiast]

Not especially.

Will I have to dance in front of everybody??

[spellslots]

Nah, I'm not THAT mean, there's even gonna be a few quiet rooms for the wallflowers

[scholiast]

(Pardon her for not being too thrilled about a dedicated wallflower room.)

Oh thank you Taako, that's so kind of you to arrange.

[spellslots]

Hey come on, lose the sarcasm, I'm trying to cater for everyone here

[scholiast]

I was being grateful. It's very hard to convey tone over text message.

[spellslots]

Why do I find that hard to believe?

[scholiast]

Because I'm an enigma.

[spellslots]

I've known you for a century, don't try that.

Are you gonna sign yourself up for the auction :)

[scholiast]

😉

I'll uhhh let you guess the answer to that one.

[spellslots]

Let's hope it's a yes cause I already put your name down

[He didn't, he's just teasing]

[scholiast]

You– you can't put my name down, it doesn't work that way!

(Right???)

[spellslots]

It does if you're helping run the thing ;)

[scholiast]

What could I possibly be good for in an auction??

'Hello, please bid on me and I'll– uh, do your taxes', or something.

[spellslots]

You're funny and pretty and cool to hang out with.

[too much?]

[scholiast]

(She hadn't been expecting that. Her next reply takes a minute or so.)

Oh.

It's... nice that you think so, Taako. Thank you.

[spellslots]

No thinking about it, I know so.

1/2

[scholiast]

Okay, okay.

(She's really, very touched.)

[scholiast]

But for real though, I'm not being 'auctioned'. It sounds awful. I refuse.

[spellslots]

What if me and Lup do it too?

[scholiast]

I'd just bet on you and win and then make you take me out on a picnic with a glorious spread.

[spellslots]

I mean, you could just ask for that, but if you wanna spend all your money at the fundraiser for your workplace, don't let me stop you.

[scholiast]

Please, I'm just trying to sass you.

Gods, Taako I haven't been to a work fundraiser in... uh, thirty-six years.

[spellslots]

I'm impossible to sass

[Fake, but ok.]

I've never run one, so we're all pulling shit outta our asses here