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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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Comments

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Barry Bluejeans, certified side chick. Maybe I'll just steal him.

[hahahaha gross]

[umbrastaff]

Ewww. Like he didn't mistake us for each other enough the first few years.

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Everyone does that. It got weirder when we stopped being able to trick him.

[He knew them well enough??? To tell them apart??? Always???

That was a rare thing before the IPRE.]

[umbrastaff]

I know, right? I think... I think that's when they became family, you know?

[The people they had stayed the longest around ever, who got to know them closer than anyone else. Even their aunt might have had issues sometimes, especially when Lup was a little kid and still didn't realize she was a girl.]

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[Shhhh. Lup sshhhhh.

Taako puts a hand on her face, as if somehow that will silence her.]

We don't use the f word in this house.

[He's being a shit.]

[umbrastaff]

[She's definitely gonna reach to attempt to tweak his nose again.]

Family, family, family!

[So mature.]

[spellslots]

[Denied!! He bats her hands away, summoning a mage hand to help with the efforts.]

I've got dirty socks and I will shove them in your mouth, don't think I won't.

[umbrastaff]

[She will fucking summon her own, don't challenge her Taako.]

Careful, I'll tie my fucking bra to your face next time you trance!

[spellslots]

You've been my sister for centuries, you think I'm scared of a bra?

[weak!!]

[umbrastaff]

A sweaty bra.

[So there!]

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I roomed with Magnus the past year.

[He doesn't even need to finish that sentence. He's immune to like any bodily function that could gross a person out.]

[umbrastaff]

Okay, ew. You win.

[She gives him a mock-angry look... and then uses said mage hand to tickle him.]

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[He's immune to being grossed out, but he's not immune to being tickled.

Taako shrieks in indignation, laughing as he tries to shove Lup away, and then a couple seconds later he remembers that blink exists, and quickly disappears into the ethereal plane.

It doesn't occur to him that she can follow him there.]

[umbrastaff]

[Lup is a ruthless tickler, in the kind of way that usually ends up in a bloody nose for one or both of them. Cackling maniacally, she's quick on the uptake when her poor baby brother thinks he can escape her.]

Oh no you don't!

[...but she can't remember how to cast Blink, and her face falls a bit.]

Well, fuck. That's cheating, I'm fucking gonna shove dirty underwear in your mouth when you trance, now!

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[Well, shit.

As soon as Taako's back (a safe-ish distance away) he looks a little apologetic, but he figures acknowledging... all that would just make it worse.]

I'm spending the next couple weeks sleeping anywhere but here. And I'm not telling you where.

[umbrastaff]

[Why so far away, beloved twinsie? Can you see she wants to-

... okay no, she's throwing a pillow now.]

Oh, I can wait. Bide my time. Not doing laundry because prestidigitation is out and fuck washing powder. [Chores suck okay, she's done enough of that for a few lifetimes.] So I'll have plenty of dirty underwear to threaten you with.

Mmh-hmm, getting you some real nasty old pair, lovingly gross just for you. Maybe they won't even be mine.

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[He'll take the hit from the below as his version of apologising for using magic while she can't.]

This is gonna be like, a wild concept for you, but doors have locks, and last I checked you're not a rogue.

[Checkmate, atheists.]

[umbrastaff]

I'm relearning blink asap, obviously. You'll never hide from me.

[Is her fucked up mage hand crawl/hovering behind him to attack? Who knows. Shhh.]