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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[spellslots]

That love connection shit or whatever the fuck it was could've been kinda funny, did you see how into it Magnus got?

[While also sort of hating it, which sucks! But they can ignore that bit and laugh about Magnus getting unnecessarily competitive.]

[umbrastaff]

What, did you really wanna go on a date with a mannequin? Cuz' lemme tell ya, there's a shitton of them here. I'll bring one home for you to get your freak on with.

[She's just being a bitch.]

Loved the fucking aesthetic, though. Aside from the suffering.

[spellslots]

Hey, it could've been a date with Edward, I could've gone for that before they started fucking up our shit.

[Why do all the cool dramatic elves he meet turn out to be dicks? Like Brian and Edward.]

[umbrastaff]

Gross.

[Nah, she gets it. The little she could see of them before Edward's lich form was dragged into the staff, they twins had definitely been all Taako's aesthetic with the show stuff and the fucking vogue-ing.]

If you want a dramatic elf you should date Rin.

[spellslots]

Maybe he should date me. How about that, huh?

[That was definitely a little sulky there, but there's really no hard feelings, he's just not sure where he stands with Rin and it's confusing.]

[umbrastaff]

I dunno, does he need a dramatic elf in his life?

[She grins at him.]

I could give him a puuuush?

[spellslots]

Absolutely fucking not, don't even think about it. [The "push", he's so horrified by this prospect that he doesn't even waste time being offended by her calling him dramatic.] It's not like I'm not, you know, obvious. I keep asking him on dates, pretty sure he knows I'd be down if he was, so the ball's in his court.

[What he means is that he's not sure if Rin even likes him as more than a friend, and he doesn't want to risk fucking anything up.]

[umbrastaff]

So your undead sister should just pop up next to him and tell him to go smooch you?

[The grin is extra obnoxious now.]

[spellslots]

[Taako goes to shove her, cutting himself off in time to not end up completely beefing it, but there's still a little bit of off balance flailing for a second.]

I'm getting you a body again just so I can kick your fucking ass.

[umbrastaff]

[She laughs oh-so cold-heartedly at his attempt to right his feet, not even moving an inch.]

You can try, I'm hella more powerful now.

[spellslots]

Sure sure sure, how about I just put holy symbols all over the apartment? How's that fucking idea for ya?

[He'll do it, don't test him.]

[umbrastaff]

You wouldn't dare, I'll fucking haunt every customer you ever get and you'll live in poverty.

[Fucking holy symbols, man. Things were always awkward with Merle when Barry and/or she were liches.]

[spellslots]

[Taako makes a dismissive sound at that.]

Loki's fucking loaded and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let me starve to death.

[umbrastaff]

I'll haunt him, too!

[spellslots]

You're gonna haunt a god?

[Lup is powerful, but Loki is Loki.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh, do you know me? I'm always up for a challenge.

[spellslots]

I dare you.

[It'd be pretty funny, honestly.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh-huh, if freaking him out doesn't work I'll follow him around and tell him baby Taako stories.

[spellslots]

I got a better idea, how about you get fucked?

[Why is she so rude.]

[umbrastaff]

You'd think you would have learned not to challenge me by now!

[Rudeness is their biz let's be real.]

[spellslots]

I'm gonna be a thousand years old on my fucking deathbed and I'll still be challenging you.

[So there.]

[umbrastaff]

And I'll be there, still smacking you down!

[Ass.]

[spellslots]

You'll be trying, just like you always are.

[umbrastaff]

That's what sisters do, dingus.