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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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[scholiast]

So, you and Magnus huh.

Taako

Taako that's our boy, though.

[spellslots]

[He's honestly not sure who tattled, it could've been Lup or Magnus, and he doesn't really care that much, but still.]

Why are you acting like this is new, we've been doing this since year like, whatever the fuck

[scholiast]

Yeah I know, (UNFORTUNATELY) but I just.

I know that you're both adults, but you know how he feels, Taako.

[spellslots]

It's not like that

[Right?? He's sure they're on the same page that this is a No Feelings thing.]

[scholiast]

Are you speaking for the both of you, or just yourself?

[spellslots]

Are you his keeper now or something?

[scholiast]

I'm just looking out for him.

[spellslots]

Protecting him from mean old Taako, right?

[scholiast]

I know this is hard for you to understand, but everything I do isn't designed to be a calculated dunk on you.

[spellslots]

So did he get this talk then too, or is it just special for me?

[scholiast]

Yeah, he did.

(Can she not even kinda tease him without it going south?)

Sorry. It's really none of my business.

[spellslots]

It's really not, huh?

[Maybe if it had felt more like teasing, but he couldn't help but feel like she was coming for him.]

[scholiast]

(Yeah, now that she's thinking about how she started this conversation it really did come out like that huh. It's like there's a big 'worry about friends' switch in her brain that she can't seem to quite get in the off position to allow for any genuine ribbing.

Now she feels awkward about the whole thing.)

I just don't want him to get hurt.

[spellslots]

But fuck me, right?

[scholiast]

No, god, but am I reading this situation incorrectly by assuming you don't have feelings for him?

I know it's boring and shitty of me to remind you of this when you're both just having fun, but I think it's something you should keep in mind maybe?

[spellslots]

You know I love Magnus.

[It's not romantic, and it's not anything like a relationship, but... he kind of resents Lucretia saying that he doesn't have feelings for Magnus, as if this is just about sex.]

And I know that after all this shit is over and we go back to Fearun he's gonna spend the rest of his life mourning Julia and we're never gonna do this shit again. So maybe you could get off my dick for like two seconds?

[scholiast]

(Ughhh she didn't mean it like that at all but isn't sure how to reverse what she's started so she holds that retort back, staring hard at her phone. Can she steer this towards goofs if she backs off now or)

Okay! Okay.

Just– take more care around Lup, at least. She keeps walking in on you and then telling me about it and it's vibing pretty hard on my delicate sensibilities.

[spellslots]

[The instinct to keep picking a fight is there, but he can see what she's trying to do. It's nothing like the apology he'd like, but he can let it go.]

Oh, for sure, I'll put a lock on the door to keep my intangible sister out

[scholiast]

Fair point. You think at this point she'd understand what a closed door means but, uh

no dice.

[spellslots]

And you'd think by this point Magnus would understand that you gotta wear pants in like, communal spaces but no luck there either

[scholiast]

After all these years. Thank goodness I moved out.

[spellslots]

I'm sleeping with the guy and I still do not wanna see his ass that often

[scholiast]

Yeah, of all the things that I miss from being on the Starblaster, Magnus' entire ass is not one of them

[spellslots]

I can't quite agree with that one, it's a pretty great ass, just in the right context, you know?

[This is his revenge.]

[scholiast]

(oh god abort ABORT)

Mmm not
Dunno what you're talking about, actually

uuuhhh did you get to try any part of that batch of brownies that Lup brought to my place the other day? Prettyyyy good, right.