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TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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CALL

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Comments

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[ There's a knock on the door but when Taako opens it, there's no one there (bless super speed). Instead, there's a crudely made ice statue that looked like Taako. The etchings are too fine (since they've been done with heat vision) and it is lopsided. The ears are too big.

There's also a card attached. ]

Thanks for the cookies! I think you look great!

- Jon

[ It's decorated with tiny superman symbols all over. ]

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[Jon stop this you're killing him and he's absolutely going to use a spell to keep it from melting for as long as possible.

After waffling about it for like a solid half hour, he finally sends a text:]

I love it. Thanks, pumpkin.

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I'm not as good as dad yet.

But you're welcome.

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It's waaaaay better than I could do.

You're a sweet kid.

Don't tell your dad I said that, I'll never hear the end of it.

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I don't tell my dad everything.

[ Just . . . most things because Jon is a good kid who trusts his parents completely. ]

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I'm sure you don't, but this one's super important cause he'd totally use it against me

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My dad wouldn't do that.

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He absolutely would! I'm on a quest for world domination and he's trying to stop me, he'll use anything he can to do it

;)

[Hopefully Jon will get that he's joking, but the smilie is there to help just in case.]

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World domination's boring. You'll have to take care of everyone once you do it.

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can't I make them take care of me, isn't that how it works?

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I don't think so? But I haven't met many world domination types.

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You've met one now! Which I guess means you can be my secondary nemesis after your dad.

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I think I'll pass.

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I'm heartbroken :(

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You're not really heartbroken.

[ Jon is onto you!! ]

Anyway I'm still not a real hero yet.

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:'(

I think that means I'm crying, right? Cause I totally am.

And you're totally a real hero, deal with it.

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You can't just say I'm real.

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I'm the expert here, young man!

[Since two seconds ago, apparently.]

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No, you're not. You don't even have superheroes on your world.

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I dunno, I know at least one guy who'd be a hero if he put on a cape.

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Really? Like who?

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My friend Magnus. He saved my life like, a bunch of times, even though he barely even knew me.

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That does sound hero-like.

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He said that being a hero is about being strong enough to make the weak feel safe which is exactly the kinda shit those superheroes would say.

[Clark showed him some comics.]

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That sounds like something dad would say.