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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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CALL

VIDEO

	Friendr
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	» Age: old enough to know better » Seeking: 💲💲💲 » Preferences: none of your business » Interests: cash money » Bio: greatest chef in Faerûn, greatest transmutation wizard, follow me on insta @fromTV for the real shit
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	Taako
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Comments

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You wanna come visit me it's gonna be here in the dirt

[feat: a pic of the ground

He's not even wearing shoes he's made a terrible mistake]

[dothelokimotion]

I think I'll pass. I don't like dirt.

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That's your loss, you never get the pleasure of my company again

[dothelokimotion]

I'll rethink that once you remember your shoes.

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[He's taken this too far but he can't back out now.]

I don't need shoes

[dothelokimotion]

. . .

Wait, really.

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[Holy shit.]

It's an elf thing, did you not know this?

[dothelokimotion]

Ah.

I had forgotten actually.

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Easy to forget, I just like being tall

[It checks out, like 90% of his shoes have pretty significant heels.]

[dothelokimotion]

You're tall?

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Pretending to be tall. I don't wear six inch heels to make my legs look good, they're already perfect

[dothelokimotion]

That is fair. You might as well take every advantage you can.

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Why am I hearing "because you need it" at the end of that 🤔

[dothelokimotion]

Must be your imagination.

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You've given me a complex

[dothelokimotion]

What is it called?

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It's called "Loki won't get off my dick and not in the fun way"

[dothelokimotion]

Catchy name.

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I'm afraid I'm not the silver tongue you are

[dothelokimotion]

Don't sell yourself short. You come up with plenty.

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I dunno if carefully constructed dick jokes count 🤷

[dothelokimotion]

Of course they count. They're invaluable.

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The truth of our friendship comes out, you're after my very good dick jokes

[dothelokimotion]

I do not think it was a well kept secret.

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I mean the latest hot goss is that you're my sugar daddy but you know, this is close

[what rumours]