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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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[spellslots]

#blessed #goals

I'll bring us coffees so we don't run outta energy like halfway through

[inlaid]

coffees and pastries!

It was nice to get a taste of home when i returned but i realized i am so spoiled on your baking and my cravings must be sated!!!

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I'll make you anything you want for the next month

You can pop by our fucking awesome kitchen whenever you want to steal shit too

[inlaid]

ok but what if I want you to make me a giant cupcake castle with obscene spires

and yes I need to see your kitchen?? can we go after the dildo shopping?

[spellslots]

I'm like already drawing plans for it

We can for sure do it after dildo shopping, I'll get Lup to make sure she's around so you can say hi again

[inlaid]

fondant walls just so we can put orgy murals on the side okay

oh, yes!! should we invite Lup to join us for the shopping or does she watch shop while you're out?

[spellslots]

Can you paint for shit cause all I can do is flowers? We could ask Lucretia she's great at paintings but it'll just be lesbian shit

Do not tell her this but I kinda just want you to myself for a bit you know?

[inlaid]

nothing wrong with that but we could also just...entertain ourselves by putting out a call on the network

LOOKING FOR ARTISTS TO PAINT RACE, GENDER, AND ORIENTATION INCLUSIVE ORGY MURAL ON FONDANT WALL OF CUPCAKE CASTLE.

You know me, I can keep secrets. And yeah, you can keep me to yourself a while ♥ I'll let you and Thor work out the custody arrangement.

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Shit, I wanna do that shit just to see who'll offer to paint a fucking orgy for us

I'm way better at magic than Thor I'll just steal you away like an evil wizard or whatever

[inlaid]

We have to now. In celebration of our reunion. It's mandatory fun.

omg that would be great tho ok
i get to be kidnapped
you get to play evil wizard
thor can thunder after us a few hours later or so like the hero and we can solve everything with liberal applications of alcohol

[spellslots]

We gotta make sure everyone knows how awesome we are when we're together
And put a lock on the post or whatever so only adults can get at it

You wanna borrow a pretty princess dress to really sell it?

[inlaid]

yes. there is so much bragging we have to do and this is clearly the best way how
and yeah we'll lock it down for adults only

do you have a pretty princess dress for me to borrow?
I mean I brought some stuff from home but your sense of fashion exceeds mine

[Even if Bryn is no slouch.]

[spellslots]

Showing off my baking skills and our great friendship at the same time

I'm kinda offended you even had to ask

[inlaid]

E X A C T L Y
I missed talking to someone who understands me without having to explain it

and look ok
I am polite sometimes
I ask sometimes instead of assuming I can ransack your closet 24/7
don't worry tho, next week i'll divebomb it and take what i want

[spellslots]

No one else is on our level

You don't gotta be polite if something goes missing I'll just assume Lup took it, you're in the clear

[inlaid]

they're really not

even better I'll sneak through it later and take what i want
maybe leave things you don't remember in their place
nbd

[spellslots]

So glad we're at like the level of friendship where you're gonna prank me to make me think I'm crazy

[It's true he does love it.]

[inlaid]

consider it payback for finding a chicken in my bathtub one morning and not knowing where it came from

[spellslots]

Shit you've got me on that one, huh?

[inlaid]

payback is probably the wrong word
petunia was a magnificent gift

[spellslots]

Hey though what happened to Petunia, do we know where's she at now?

[inlaid]

...honestly I'm not sure. I gave her to Jim and Leonard a while back because they had a farm set-up but...I haven't been in touch since I returned.

[spellslots]

Well she lived a good life, I hope she made some delicious wings

[inlaid]

was there enough wings of her to enjoy?
I thought she was like 99% feathers and fluff and 0.5% beak

[spellslots]

The best part of chicken wings is the marrow so like, I bet there was