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TAAKO

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@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[inlaid]

Alright, then it sounds like a plan. Have you ever gone dognapping before?

This is true. I suppose I'll have to resign myself to being the lesser person in this friendship. Try not to be too embarrassed by me, alright?

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[This is why they're friends; she's down with stupid ideas]

Nope, but it can't be all that hard.

It's a burden I carry every damn day, lucky for you I'm so gracious.

1/2 because I'm keeping my typos

[inlaid]

I recommend something better than store-bought dog treats to make friends.

When we're dong with this I'll nominate you for an award or a medal, I promise.

2/2

[inlaid]

*done

[spellslots]

This puppies are getting filet mignon, I'm no scrub

But tell me more about this dong :)

[inlaid]

this is why we're friends

and the dong is 13" long, glittery, and it glows pink in the dark. it also has a medal.

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Is the medal for successfully handling that dong because holy shit

[inlaid]

Yes which is why the dong still has the medal. No one's ever won it.

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😂😂😂

Hey if that's your thing I bet you could find someone into it! Want me to ask around for ya?

[inlaid]

Only if I get to hear your sales pitch.

[spellslots]

Did I not just give it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[inlaid]

Oh, no, I want to hear you pitch that to someone else. I get to grab a drink and sit back and watch you talk it up.

[spellslots]

Pretty sure there's no pitch needed here, you've looked in a mirror, right?

[He might not be into girls but he's not blind.]

1/2

[inlaid]

I appreciate the vote of confidence and yes, I've looked in the mirror and am aware of what I look like.

But that doesn't mean that I don't want to watch you approach strangers, or better still, friends, and ask them if they want to take a sparkly dildo up the ass for the sake of entertainment.

2/2

[inlaid]

or I guess you could see if they wanted to suck on it too. some people are into that of course.

[spellslots]

You're gonna have to live in suspense!!

I'm not even sure I want to ask what people get out of giving a dildo a blowjob.

[inlaid]

rude!!!!!!!

depends on the person. could be as simple as an oral fixation~

[spellslots]

Sorry to disappoint, pumpkin.

You know what, I asked, you answered, I'm gonna live with that. It's the blowjob equivalent of lingerie, I guess.

[It's there for the #aesthetic]

[inlaid]

...I've never heard it described that way but sure why not. That works as well as any other explanation.

How did we get onto this topic again?

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I think it started with a sparkly dong, which is how all my good nights start ;)

[So long as they aren't thirteen inches]

[inlaid]

Well, I know what to get you for your birthday now!

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I can add it to my very extensive collection of sex toys that I definitely have.

[That's a lie]

[inlaid]

next to your collection of rare erotic literature?

[spellslots]

Yeah actually, right this second I'm fucking. I've got on a fancy dressing gown while drinking port and reading my rare erotic literature in front of the fire.

[inlaid]

All you're missing is the perfect accessory. A one of the kind sparkly dildo for all of your fancy fucking needs.