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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[scholiast]

Oh that looks way better... show me that when I get home? I tried taking a picture inside just on the normal camera but it came out really bad.

Attachment: 0007.jpg

:(

[spellslots]

Oh god that looks like something is gonna crawl outta my phone and eat me.

Is the flash turned on???

[scholiast]

It's a bit spooky, but I like the atmosphere.

I don't know what the flash is, so I suppose it isn't on?

[spellslots]

It's cool, but haunted for sure.

There should be a little symbol with a lightning bolt when you have the camera on, if it's got a line through it that means the flash is off, so just tap it.

[scholiast]

Oh, probably. Better delete it off your phone quick.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Gotcha. How do you know more about this than I do??

[spellslots]

It's already gone, it was gone the second after I opened it.

1) I had to learn this shit for the whole business thing. Check it. link.com

2) Attachment: 0038.jpg

[What he sends is a selfie with a cute snapchat style filter, because, well. It should answer her question.

He's vain as hell.]

[scholiast]

Oh, Taako this looks amazing.

(She flicks slowly through all of the pictures, feeling quite proud of him. And the selfie doesn't surprise her in the slightest, but she saves it all the same; it's nice, to have pictures of your friends.)

You'll have to show me how to do this, it looks fun.

[spellslots]

It's neat, right?

[Even over text, it lacks the usual ego that he puts into things like this, because it's nice to get an actual compliment from someone he cares about.]

We should head down to the river or something, take some pictures of the weird plants. That sounds like your kinda thing.

[scholiast]

You know me so well.

(She's actually really keen to do some writing, now that she has an easy way to add visual aids. And after a minute or so, she sends him a selfie back. It's not perfectly in focus, but it's easy to tell that she has a big, stupid grin on her face.)

[spellslots]

I'd fucking hope so, after 50 years

[A hundred, really, but look at him, not slipping up!!]

Well hey, check out that cutie ;)

[scholiast]

(Oh yes, he's doing very well.)

Yeah yeah, stop it.

Fifty years is so excessive. Thank goodness we all get along, huh?

[spellslots]

Fuck, can you imagine if we didn't? I mean, there's been a few times I've wanted to kill Magnus, but you know.

[scholiast]

Yeah, the alternative is... dicey.

Honestly, I've had beef with every single one of you in turn, but never anything bad enough to pick a fight so... guess it's working out just fine, huh.

[spellslots]

The fact you've had beef with me is fucking unbelievable, I'm perfect.

[Okay sure Taako.]

Wait, shit, do you think we got chosen cause they thought we'd work well together? Not just cause we're all super awesome.

[scholiast]

A perfect person wouldn't use prestidigitation to change my pen ink invisible for laughs, Taako.

(Just saying!)

Probably a hearty dose of both? We wouldn't have been chosen if they thought we were going to fight all the time.

[spellslots]

It was a good goof and I stand by it

[His great sense of humour that never comes at the expense of others is clearly the best part about him.]

That totally explains me and Lup at least. They were taking a gamble with her and Magnus though, can you imagine if they didn't get along?

[They both have very strong personalities, which Taako does too, but he's better at talking his way out of shit and being nice to get what he wants.]

[scholiast]

... It was pretty funny. But that's beside the point.

(Keep on telling yourself that bud.)

Good point. Honestly, they were taking a gamble with Barry and I too, it's a miracle that we actually talk to each other in between all of our anti-social time.

(Get it. Cuz they're nerds.)

[spellslots]

The fact it's funny is exactly the point and you know it.

I'm surprised you didn't come up with a secret nerd language so you didn't have to talk to the rest of us loud assholes.

[He gets it.]

[scholiast]

For all you know we've been swapping devastating stories about you this whole time in just such a language.

But seriously, I think they chose pretty well. I wouldn't trade any of you for anything.

[spellslots]

I'm calling horseshit on that, neither of you have devastating stories about me.

[If it was Lup, it'd be different, but y'all don't know his terrible secrets.]

I'd trade Magnus for someone who smells nicer.

[This is his way of saying he wouldn't trade any of them, either, because he has no legitimate complaints about any of them. Even Lucretia.]

[scholiast]

Okay I'll concede that one. Just regular, run-of-the-mill embarrassing shit.

(She gets it. But also:)

I'd trade Merle for somebody who doesn't hot box the bathroom.

[spellslots]

I can live with that.

[He's pretty sure Barry wouldn't trade too many stories anyway, out of fear of retaliation. Lucretia is braver.]

Or Lup for someone who doesn't steal my nicest skirts.

[that's hard to type, even for as a joke.]

[scholiast]

(Yowch.)

Or Davenport for someone who will let me fly the ship.

[spellslots]

[Hoo boy.]

Here's a sneak peak for ya, Davenport stops being such a tight ass about who pilots.

[That's innocuous enough that he doesn't think it will hurt.]

[scholiast]

No way! I've been trying to get him to let me have a go for ages.

(Something to look forward to!)