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TAAKO

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Pâtissier

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[umbrastaff]

[Lup groans again, staring at the sad mage hand as if it has insulted her.]

Great. Fuck this place.

[She didn't like feeling like this. Vulnerable, defenseless. Like they were kids again, scrappy and angry but too easy to harm.]

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Hey. [He brings his hands up to frame her face again, leaning in to rest his forehead against hers.] You're the best fucking wizard I know and you've got the second best wizard around to help you learn again.

[He pulls back, offering a grin, trying to be reassuring.]

Until then we could ask Cisco to whip you up a flamethrower just in case any dipshits need to be fried.

[umbrastaff]

[She closes her eyes as he leans her forehead to hers, and breathes. It was soothing, this little bit of connection when her emotions ran high.

He's right, it might be something weird about the portals or whatever - and even if it wasn't, she could relearn. She could fight.]

....what is a flamethrower and how can I get one right now?

[Ah, the patented Taaco family fuck-these-emotions solution; goofs.]

[spellslots]

[Spoiler alert: he's not really going to let her have a flame thrower because they don't come with spellshaping, and he likes his shit not on fire.]

It's like a gun that shoots flames instead of bullets. Right up your alley.

[umbrastaff]

[Worst brother!!]

I'm in love. Fuck Barry, I'm marrying this flame gun.

[spellslots]

I'm telling him that if he ever shows up here, mark my words.

[He's such a tattletale.]

[umbrastaff]

[See? The WORST.]

Oh, he'll agree with me. I'll just keep him as my side guy.

[spellslots]

Barry Bluejeans, certified side chick. Maybe I'll just steal him.

[hahahaha gross]

[umbrastaff]

Ewww. Like he didn't mistake us for each other enough the first few years.

[spellslots]

Everyone does that. It got weirder when we stopped being able to trick him.

[He knew them well enough??? To tell them apart??? Always???

That was a rare thing before the IPRE.]

[umbrastaff]

I know, right? I think... I think that's when they became family, you know?

[The people they had stayed the longest around ever, who got to know them closer than anyone else. Even their aunt might have had issues sometimes, especially when Lup was a little kid and still didn't realize she was a girl.]

[spellslots]

[Shhhh. Lup sshhhhh.

Taako puts a hand on her face, as if somehow that will silence her.]

We don't use the f word in this house.

[He's being a shit.]

[umbrastaff]

[She's definitely gonna reach to attempt to tweak his nose again.]

Family, family, family!

[So mature.]

[spellslots]

[Denied!! He bats her hands away, summoning a mage hand to help with the efforts.]

I've got dirty socks and I will shove them in your mouth, don't think I won't.

[umbrastaff]

[She will fucking summon her own, don't challenge her Taako.]

Careful, I'll tie my fucking bra to your face next time you trance!

[spellslots]

You've been my sister for centuries, you think I'm scared of a bra?

[weak!!]

[umbrastaff]

A sweaty bra.

[So there!]

[spellslots]

I roomed with Magnus the past year.

[He doesn't even need to finish that sentence. He's immune to like any bodily function that could gross a person out.]

[umbrastaff]

Okay, ew. You win.

[She gives him a mock-angry look... and then uses said mage hand to tickle him.]

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[He's immune to being grossed out, but he's not immune to being tickled.

Taako shrieks in indignation, laughing as he tries to shove Lup away, and then a couple seconds later he remembers that blink exists, and quickly disappears into the ethereal plane.

It doesn't occur to him that she can follow him there.]

[umbrastaff]

[Lup is a ruthless tickler, in the kind of way that usually ends up in a bloody nose for one or both of them. Cackling maniacally, she's quick on the uptake when her poor baby brother thinks he can escape her.]

Oh no you don't!

[...but she can't remember how to cast Blink, and her face falls a bit.]

Well, fuck. That's cheating, I'm fucking gonna shove dirty underwear in your mouth when you trance, now!

[spellslots]

[Well, shit.

As soon as Taako's back (a safe-ish distance away) he looks a little apologetic, but he figures acknowledging... all that would just make it worse.]

I'm spending the next couple weeks sleeping anywhere but here. And I'm not telling you where.

[umbrastaff]

[Why so far away, beloved twinsie? Can you see she wants to-

... okay no, she's throwing a pillow now.]

Oh, I can wait. Bide my time. Not doing laundry because prestidigitation is out and fuck washing powder. [Chores suck okay, she's done enough of that for a few lifetimes.] So I'll have plenty of dirty underwear to threaten you with.

Mmh-hmm, getting you some real nasty old pair, lovingly gross just for you. Maybe they won't even be mine.

[spellslots]

[He'll take the hit from the below as his version of apologising for using magic while she can't.]

This is gonna be like, a wild concept for you, but doors have locks, and last I checked you're not a rogue.

[Checkmate, atheists.]

[umbrastaff]

I'm relearning blink asap, obviously. You'll never hide from me.

[Is her fucked up mage hand crawl/hovering behind him to attack? Who knows. Shhh.]