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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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[umbrastaff]

[She's more than happy to float over and 'pretend' to sit. It felt kind of normal, honestly - like when she died on the Starblaster and just hung around like this.]

I got your back even when you don't remember me.

[Lup shakes her head slightly.]

...I wish I could have done more in Wonderland, though. I thought I was going to go insane, feeling how you suffered and not being able to do anything.

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[It's immediate, the way he shakes his head to dismiss her concerns.]

Wonderland was a fucking mess, Lucretia never should'a sent us in there blind.

[Lup did the best she could, they all did, and it still took so much from them, things they'll never be able to get back. If they'd known, maybe it would've been different.]

[umbrastaff]

[He makes it Lucretia's fault so easily, but in a way it's true. Nothing had been more painful than being unable to help Taako when he needed it the most, and her friends were struggling horribly.]

I beat the SHIT out of that lich that came into the staff.

[A small something, at least.]

[spellslots]

I kinda figured. I mean, not at the time, but it's been a while since I knew you were in the staff and it explained like, a lot.

[He'd originally thought it had been something like the staff not being powerful enough to handle Edward's magical force, but in the end it'd been Lup beating the fuck out of him.

Which is better, honestly.]

I'm still pissed it was the first time we went somewhere cool and it turned out like that.

[umbrastaff]

I always have your back, bro.

[Always.]

...and yeah, damn. Could have been cool if it was, like, a game show or something? With questions rather than death.

[spellslots]

That love connection shit or whatever the fuck it was could've been kinda funny, did you see how into it Magnus got?

[While also sort of hating it, which sucks! But they can ignore that bit and laugh about Magnus getting unnecessarily competitive.]

[umbrastaff]

What, did you really wanna go on a date with a mannequin? Cuz' lemme tell ya, there's a shitton of them here. I'll bring one home for you to get your freak on with.

[She's just being a bitch.]

Loved the fucking aesthetic, though. Aside from the suffering.

[spellslots]

Hey, it could've been a date with Edward, I could've gone for that before they started fucking up our shit.

[Why do all the cool dramatic elves he meet turn out to be dicks? Like Brian and Edward.]

[umbrastaff]

Gross.

[Nah, she gets it. The little she could see of them before Edward's lich form was dragged into the staff, they twins had definitely been all Taako's aesthetic with the show stuff and the fucking vogue-ing.]

If you want a dramatic elf you should date Rin.

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Maybe he should date me. How about that, huh?

[That was definitely a little sulky there, but there's really no hard feelings, he's just not sure where he stands with Rin and it's confusing.]

[umbrastaff]

I dunno, does he need a dramatic elf in his life?

[She grins at him.]

I could give him a puuuush?

[spellslots]

Absolutely fucking not, don't even think about it. [The "push", he's so horrified by this prospect that he doesn't even waste time being offended by her calling him dramatic.] It's not like I'm not, you know, obvious. I keep asking him on dates, pretty sure he knows I'd be down if he was, so the ball's in his court.

[What he means is that he's not sure if Rin even likes him as more than a friend, and he doesn't want to risk fucking anything up.]

[umbrastaff]

So your undead sister should just pop up next to him and tell him to go smooch you?

[The grin is extra obnoxious now.]

[spellslots]

[Taako goes to shove her, cutting himself off in time to not end up completely beefing it, but there's still a little bit of off balance flailing for a second.]

I'm getting you a body again just so I can kick your fucking ass.

[umbrastaff]

[She laughs oh-so cold-heartedly at his attempt to right his feet, not even moving an inch.]

You can try, I'm hella more powerful now.

[spellslots]

Sure sure sure, how about I just put holy symbols all over the apartment? How's that fucking idea for ya?

[He'll do it, don't test him.]

[umbrastaff]

You wouldn't dare, I'll fucking haunt every customer you ever get and you'll live in poverty.

[Fucking holy symbols, man. Things were always awkward with Merle when Barry and/or she were liches.]

[spellslots]

[Taako makes a dismissive sound at that.]

Loki's fucking loaded and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let me starve to death.

[umbrastaff]

I'll haunt him, too!

[spellslots]

You're gonna haunt a god?

[Lup is powerful, but Loki is Loki.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh, do you know me? I'm always up for a challenge.

[spellslots]

I dare you.

[It'd be pretty funny, honestly.]

[umbrastaff]

Uh-huh, if freaking him out doesn't work I'll follow him around and tell him baby Taako stories.

[spellslots]

I got a better idea, how about you get fucked?

[Why is she so rude.]

[umbrastaff]

You'd think you would have learned not to challenge me by now!

[Rudeness is their biz let's be real.]