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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

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It's a burden I bear daily, for sure

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No doubt you have born it well for so long.

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Thank fuck I can make the five foot whatever and ethereal beauty work for me instead

[He's very humble.]

[dothelokimotion]

Has it been working well then?

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Loki, darling, do you really need to ask?

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It never hurts to check.

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You're supposed to say something about wholeheartedly agreeing so my delicate ego isn't destroyed

[pfft]

[dothelokimotion]

Did I forget that part?

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You did, yup

[dothelokimotion]

My mistake.

[ He did that on purpose. ]

Of course your beauty remains unchallenged.

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[He knows.]

Well now it just feels fucking forced

[dothelokimotion]

Well then. I can't have that.

Would you like me to describe the paleness of your hair, the way it shimmers under the light or how your eyes spark when a clever idea enters your head?

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[In the interest of also being an ass, Taako just replies with a gif]

[dothelokimotion]

Am I forgiven?

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I dunno, it's pretty tempting to go with 'no' just so you'll keep saying nice shit about me

[dothelokimotion]

I could keep going. Or I could do it in person.

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[No!!! He won't lose this time!!]

I want it on the fucking record that I know exactly what you're doing and I'm up for the challenge if you are

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Are you sure?

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[Not even a little bit.]

Absolutely, pumpkin

[dothelokimotion]

Very well.

[ And he arrives, well dressed of course. Accentuating those cheekbones Taako was so fond of. His eyes locate Taako, his expression full of bright mischief before he schools it into something more appropriately sober and intense. He kneels to take Taako's arm, his fingers curled around his. The smile never wavers, even as his lips brush over Taako's knuckles. ]

You see beauty in one way and I see it in another. A bright, vivacious spirit that sets the world in colour as he enters the room. All eyes on you, all lights that follow your fey steps, your irresistible charm. Moonlight breathes in your veins, magic sings your songs. How can any compare?

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[Somehow, in the short amount of time it took Loki to arrive, Taako has acquired a silk kimono (is there anything underneath it, who knows) and a glass of wine for him to hold delicately as he sprawls on the chaise in his room like he's about to be painted like a french girl.

Because as if he was gonna let this happen while he was bumming around the house in sweats.

He doesn't hesitate to meet Loki's gaze, he's an idiot but he's not a coward and if they're doing this he's going to do it properly. He does have to bite his lip as Loki talks, partly to hide the laughter that's threatening to spill, though there's maybe a tiny bit of colour on his cheeks.

Still, once the little speech is done, Taako simply raises an eyebrow, shooting Loki an almost cool look, and keeps his voice even.]

And yet you still won't fuck me.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Without missing a beat. ]

Turn into a horse and I'll consider it.

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[Annnnd he's gone.

He has to put the wine down because he's laughing so hard he's shaking, which ruins the whole demure 1920s heiress thing he had going on here but whatever, totally worth it.

Give him a minute.]

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[ There's the faintest twitch of genuine pleasure as he removes his hand from Taako's and stands up, letting him expel the laughter from his system. ]

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[Eventually he gets himself under control, sitting up properly as he wipes tears from his eyes.]

That was real lovely until you told me to turn into a horse.

[As though he didn't ruin it first.]