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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

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Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? Then pause and put Barry on the phone.

> voice

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[GUESS WHO HAS MOCKINGBIRD GUM

this bitch.

Taako goes for audio because surprise he's not even remotely near Barry, but with the gum he can do a perfect imitation of Barry's voice:]

Taako what-- uh okay sure. Hey, it's Barry, I guess? What's going on?

[nailed it]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

Hello, Barry. Think you can take a selfie with you and Taako there? Perhaps with the movie in the background. It should be quick. At least in the next five seconds.

[spellslots]

[Still in Barry's voice:]

Can do, bud, gimme a second to work this out...

[Taako doesn't know if he'll be able to sell an illusion, but he has to try.

So, attached: one selfie of Taako throwing up a peace sign, illusion!Barry looking confused but smiling, and The Great Gatsby on TV in the background.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmmmMMMM. ]

Barry seems a little see-through. Though it was a commendable effort.

[spellslots]

[There's a brief fucking dammit in Barry's voice before Taako hangs up and goes back to the much safer option of texting.]

I only lied cause I knew you wouldn't believe me if I said I was texting for no reason

[stop digging, taako]

[dothelokimotion]

As I said. It's commendable that you came up with it so quickly. Using an illusion and lying.

To the God of Lies and Mischief.

Just saying.

[spellslots]

Well I thought you might be too busy sucking your own dick to notice

[In both the literal and metaphorical sense.]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll try that next time.

[spellslots]

You know, if all I had to do to get laid was make myself look like you, we could've saved a lot of time

[dothelokimotion]

I'm hardly unique in that regard.

[spellslots]

I wouldn't fuck myself

[dothelokimotion]

That sounds fake.

[spellslots]

It'd be way too much like fucking Lup

[and that's not gr8]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Oh right. ]

That's fair.

[spellslots]

Hold up

Does this mean you've hooked up with the other Loki?

[dothelokimotion]

He offered. And while we are close, we have never crossed that line.

[spellslots]

Huh

Well, you're the hot one anyway

[dothelokimotion]

I'm well aware.

[spellslots]

And people think I have an ego

[dothelokimotion]

People know you have an ego.

[spellslots]

[wow????]

What did I do to earn this kinda treatment?

[dothelokimotion]

Am I wrong though?

[spellslots]

I prefer to imagine that people don't know shit about me

[dothelokimotion]

. . . Do you really?