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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

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Fuck, you're right

Is there a step up from god?

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The All-Father. Or, more specifically, the throne of Asgard.

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Are you telling me the title when holding the throne of Asgard is basically "daddy"

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[ Loki cringes. ]

Yes . . . I suppose you could say that.

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You've given so many great gifts today

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I'll allow it if you ever say it to Thor's face.

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I'm insulted you thought for a second that I wasn't gonna do that shit ASAP

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Just checking.

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Not only am I gonna call your god boss daddy in front of Thor, I'll record it for you to enjoy forever

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You understand my needs.

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You know it 😏

[Taako no]

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I have never doubted it.

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😘😘😘

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[ He is a little relieved. It's clear things have not changed. ]

Remember, you should savor your Asgardian drink in small doses.

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[Taako, who is a little shit, sends Loki a picture of a huge mug half-filled with liquid the same color as the Asgardian booze. It's just transmuted water, but it sure does look like he's already drunk a significant amount of that alcohol.

(Of course nothing has changed).]

oops

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[ . . . Whelp. ]

You will be missed.

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Say something nice at my funeral

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I'll set something on fire and rob them blind.

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You're gonna have to do it early, my dude, cause that's Lup's normal shtick

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Set something on fire and leave fashion advice in their pockets?

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Do you even know that colors other than green, black and gold exist?

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I have never heard you complain.

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That's cause you make it work but I dunno if you're qualified to give advice to people who aren't six foot something and like 90% cheekbones

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That is hardly my fault.

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And yet, still fucking true!