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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

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Comments

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I dream about you every fucking night, babe

[Why is he like this. Why are they both like this.]

[dothelokimotion]

It is such a relief to hear that confirmation.

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Were you ever really worried? You know me

[useless and gay.]

[dothelokimotion]

No, I was 100% sure that would work.

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Who said it worked?

[softly: don't]

[dothelokimotion]

The fact that you're replying to me in text tells me it worked.

[spellslots]

[motherfucker]

I'm watching a movie with Barry, it'd be rude to make a call!

[dothelokimotion]

You have never cared about rudeness ever. Ever.

[spellslots]

I don't talk during movies, I'm not an animal

[dothelokimotion]

Then you wouldn't text either.

[spellslots]

Texting is quiet and it's not like we're in a cinema, it's not pitch black, we're just chilling

[So help him he will stick to this lie]

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? Then pause and put Barry on the phone.

> voice

[spellslots]

[GUESS WHO HAS MOCKINGBIRD GUM

this bitch.

Taako goes for audio because surprise he's not even remotely near Barry, but with the gum he can do a perfect imitation of Barry's voice:]

Taako what-- uh okay sure. Hey, it's Barry, I guess? What's going on?

[nailed it]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

Hello, Barry. Think you can take a selfie with you and Taako there? Perhaps with the movie in the background. It should be quick. At least in the next five seconds.

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[Still in Barry's voice:]

Can do, bud, gimme a second to work this out...

[Taako doesn't know if he'll be able to sell an illusion, but he has to try.

So, attached: one selfie of Taako throwing up a peace sign, illusion!Barry looking confused but smiling, and The Great Gatsby on TV in the background.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmmmMMMM. ]

Barry seems a little see-through. Though it was a commendable effort.

[spellslots]

[There's a brief fucking dammit in Barry's voice before Taako hangs up and goes back to the much safer option of texting.]

I only lied cause I knew you wouldn't believe me if I said I was texting for no reason

[stop digging, taako]

[dothelokimotion]

As I said. It's commendable that you came up with it so quickly. Using an illusion and lying.

To the God of Lies and Mischief.

Just saying.

[spellslots]

Well I thought you might be too busy sucking your own dick to notice

[In both the literal and metaphorical sense.]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll try that next time.

[spellslots]

You know, if all I had to do to get laid was make myself look like you, we could've saved a lot of time

[dothelokimotion]

I'm hardly unique in that regard.

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I wouldn't fuck myself

[dothelokimotion]

That sounds fake.

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It'd be way too much like fucking Lup

[and that's not gr8]