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TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Fair enough. Then we will play it by ear.

[spellslots]

Shit, it'd also be fucking hilarious to pretend you're luring me to the dark side or whatever, but I think she'd get Lup involved

[dothelokimotion]

I am sure I can come up with a brilliant plan. A few illusions of mayhem here and there.

[spellslots]

It's all I want, you don't have to get me a Candlenights gift if we just fuck with Lucretia instead

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not familiar with candlenights but consider it done.

[spellslots]

It's our winter holiday, not important, what's important is making Lucretia suffer for being paranoid and judgemental

[dothelokimotion]

I cannot argue with that.

[spellslots]

This shit right here is why we're friends

[dothelokimotion]

[ Friends. Loki resists the urge to preen. ]

Because we have excellent taste?

[spellslots]

I was gonna say cause we're shitty people, but that works too!

[dothelokimotion]

There has to be a more refined way of saying that.

[spellslots]

We're both self-centered jerks?

Nope, still not very refined

[dothelokimotion]

Self-interested bosom companions.

That should do nicely.

[spellslots]

I'll take most of that definition but I cannot believe you just used the word bosom

[dothelokimotion]

Are you suggesting we are not bosom friends?

I think I'm hurt.

[spellslots]

I thought it was another term for scissor sisters

[Stop!!!]

[dothelokimotion]

I have no idea what that is.

[spellslots]

It's a subtle way to say lesbians

[dothelokimotion]

I feel it is not quite as subtle as mortals pretend it is.

[spellslots]

That's mortal for you, we're all just the worst

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose it can't be helped.

[spellslots]

You're a saint for putting up with us

[dothelokimotion]

That seems like a step down from God, though.

[spellslots]

Fuck, you're right

Is there a step up from god?

[dothelokimotion]

The All-Father. Or, more specifically, the throne of Asgard.