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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

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Comments

[ video | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ True to his promise, there is something waiting in Taako's inbox. When he opens the video, there is Loki relaxing on the couch and . . . Loki bending over him, fingers curling around his hair and kissing him. Loki moans as his double climbs on top of him, their hands twining together. The Loki on the couch — the real one — turns to the camera and winks before the feed stops. ]

text

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[Fucking hell.

He knows that he did technically ask for this but somehow Loki has managed to surpass even himself. It's ridiculous. Taako hates it.

He's also texting because he doesn't trust himself with video or audio.]

Didn't I tell you to stop reading my mind 🤔

[dothelokimotion]

That's not how mind-reading works.

[spellslots]

Are we sharing dreams again then 🤔

[He's being a shit because it's the only valid way to handle this.]

[dothelokimotion]

I had no idea you dreamed of me so often.

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I dream about you every fucking night, babe

[Why is he like this. Why are they both like this.]

[dothelokimotion]

It is such a relief to hear that confirmation.

[spellslots]

Were you ever really worried? You know me

[useless and gay.]

[dothelokimotion]

No, I was 100% sure that would work.

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Who said it worked?

[softly: don't]

[dothelokimotion]

The fact that you're replying to me in text tells me it worked.

[spellslots]

[motherfucker]

I'm watching a movie with Barry, it'd be rude to make a call!

[dothelokimotion]

You have never cared about rudeness ever. Ever.

[spellslots]

I don't talk during movies, I'm not an animal

[dothelokimotion]

Then you wouldn't text either.

[spellslots]

Texting is quiet and it's not like we're in a cinema, it's not pitch black, we're just chilling

[So help him he will stick to this lie]

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? Then pause and put Barry on the phone.

> voice

[spellslots]

[GUESS WHO HAS MOCKINGBIRD GUM

this bitch.

Taako goes for audio because surprise he's not even remotely near Barry, but with the gum he can do a perfect imitation of Barry's voice:]

Taako what-- uh okay sure. Hey, it's Barry, I guess? What's going on?

[nailed it]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

Hello, Barry. Think you can take a selfie with you and Taako there? Perhaps with the movie in the background. It should be quick. At least in the next five seconds.

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[Still in Barry's voice:]

Can do, bud, gimme a second to work this out...

[Taako doesn't know if he'll be able to sell an illusion, but he has to try.

So, attached: one selfie of Taako throwing up a peace sign, illusion!Barry looking confused but smiling, and The Great Gatsby on TV in the background.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmmmMMMM. ]

Barry seems a little see-through. Though it was a commendable effort.

[spellslots]

[There's a brief fucking dammit in Barry's voice before Taako hangs up and goes back to the much safer option of texting.]

I only lied cause I knew you wouldn't believe me if I said I was texting for no reason

[stop digging, taako]

[dothelokimotion]

As I said. It's commendable that you came up with it so quickly. Using an illusion and lying.

To the God of Lies and Mischief.

Just saying.

[spellslots]

Well I thought you might be too busy sucking your own dick to notice

[In both the literal and metaphorical sense.]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll try that next time.