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TAAKO

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@fromTV

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Pâtissier

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"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

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[It's from Loki, because there's only a few Asgardians in Riverview and only one that Taako's close to, so a few hours after finding the booze, he flicks off a quick text.]

What's the occasion, pumpkin?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki is well aware that Taako knows why. ]

You had asked for it. I finally took the time to deliver it. That's all.

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[He knows, but he's making conversation.]

Are we sharing so I don't end up with alcohol poisoning?

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose I must, if only to spare your sister.

[spellslots]

You're so selfless, someone should like, give you a medal

[He's a shit]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll settle for nothing less than a portrait. Or a statue.

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Lucky for us, I happen to know a fucking amazing painter

[dothelokimotion]

Do tell.

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It's one of Lucretia's many talents, along with like everything else ever

[Half bitter, half genuine.]

[dothelokimotion]

I am not so certain of that.

She asked me point-blank if I was a villain. I think I made her uneasy.

[spellslots]

[WAIT WHAT]

Holy fuck what did you say to that I need deets

[dothelokimotion]

I told her she was late to the party, so to speak.

I don't think she knows what to do with me, but I suspect she will squint at me from now on.

[spellslots]

Are you gonna be fucking ominous at her just often enough to be suspicious but not so often she has concrete evidence? Please say yes

[dothelokimotion]

I will cackle every now and then nefariously. That should do it.

[spellslots]

Nah that's too on the nose, just like drop a couple vague comments every now and then, make it seem like you're up to shady shit, or mess around with a dagger while she's nearby

[dothelokimotion]

That seems feasible. I'll do that.

[spellslots]

If we play a long game here you should like "kidnap" me in a couple months, shit would be hilarious

[dothelokimotion]

I think she'd take it far too seriously.

[spellslots]

You're not worried, are you?

[dothelokimotion]

Not particularly. Though I'm not keen on being hounded for my villainy.

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We could make her sweat for a couple days then clear it up, she'd get over it

[dothelokimotion]

[ How would Loki clear it up? He's still a villain. ]

Do you think so?

[spellslots]

It would not be the first time I've pranked her and it for sure won't be the last

[dothelokimotion]

Fair enough. Then we will play it by ear.

[spellslots]

Shit, it'd also be fucking hilarious to pretend you're luring me to the dark side or whatever, but I think she'd get Lup involved