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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

TAAKO

USERNAME
@fromTV

OCCUPTION
Pâtissier

MESSAGE
"You've got Taako. I'm too busy to take your call right now, leave a message."

TEXT

CALL

VIDEO

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Comments

text @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Luce told me she changed

Are you okay Koko?

[spellslots]

[He'd been so ready to brush even Lup off (which says more than anything else), until he reads that Koko and his resolve immediately crumbles to dust.]

I can't forgive her.

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

(Sure they aren't on the best of terms right now, but this is. Very important! That, and Lucretia can't imagine a future in which she is not able to just message Taako out of the blue like this to have a wee gossip with him, and by throwing this next message out into the open she's really testing the validity of that future, in the same way one might test cold water with a single toe.)

🚨 URGENT 🚨

(She puts that at the top of the message because she knows that even though they're still fighting, Taako won't disregard something flagged as such. This is cheating, and she knows it, but she's sure the rest of the text will make up for it?)

Taako I
Um, can I talk to you about girls, please

(she wants to talk about girls so bad help her)

[spellslots]

[There are a number of reasons this is cheating, but the main problem is that Taako is physically incapable of avoiding gossip, so the fact she's come to him for that purpose is clearly a horribly manipulative tactic.

That fucking works.]

Did you get trapped in a kiss bubble with a cute girl?

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Hey, Cisco is at my place.
Could you flick him a message in uh, ten minutes or so? Just to check in with him, I mean.

[spellslots]

[It takes him a second, but...]

Junior.
I'll text him.

[And then, a couple seconds later:]

Thanks.

[ text | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

Apparently Gramarye is "not for sale". As if mortals lack a price for anything.

[spellslots]

[He can't say he's surprised by this text, but it still gets a chuckle out of him.]

Lemme guess, something about making sure it continued to serve the interests of everyone and not just select individuals?

[ohhmrburnsides]

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Hey is this the light of creation?

[spellslots]

[Oh god it's been A DECADE since he's heard this joke. He's so glad]

Shit, dude, yeah you found it let's scoop that bad boy up

[ohhmrburnsides]

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[spellslots]

[This is easily the best text he's ever received]

👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Hey, could you possibly go to my place and grab an extra set of clothes and my toothbrush

Beverly's in the hospital, I'm staying with her overnight

[spellslots]

[Things are still fraught, with Lucretia, but Taako doesn't hesitate for even a second to pick himself up and head off to Lucretia's, texting as he does.]

Fuck, is she okay?

video @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

[It's a shoddy shot of Lup, Magnus, a glittery bong and a blanket fort.]

Heeeey guess what I got!

[spellslots]

[owl voice:]

Drugs?

text @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

so i heard you're a lesbian now

[spellslots]

[This is about what he expected.]

I'm gonna start a club with Lucretia you're not invited

text @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Hey Koko. I got a canister.

[spellslots]

[Oh, fuck.]

Meet at home?

text | un: c.andor (early october)

[evasives]

Do you have cupcakes?

[spellslots]

I can certainly make some, any request on flavor?

text

[scholiast]

So, you and Magnus huh.

Taako

Taako that's our boy, though.

[spellslots]

[He's honestly not sure who tattled, it could've been Lup or Magnus, and he doesn't really care that much, but still.]

Why are you acting like this is new, we've been doing this since year like, whatever the fuck

text

[ohhmrburnsides]

What's Glamoursprings?

[spellslots]

[Taako's blood runs cold.]

Why are you asking, pumpkin?

text; un: feywild

[imperceptus]

Hey, so, no fine details needed, but. If you have any other siblings that are also liches, I'd really appreciate a warning.

[spellslots]

[Shit.]

Shit

[And quickly followed by:]

I'm sorry, Rin, I was gonna tell you that shit and it kinda slipped my mind. She didn't get too creepy did she?

un: b.zethir; brief video, then text;

[inlaid]

surprise, bitch

[spellslots]

Holy shit you look BANGING
How long have you been planning this

text

[scholiast]

(Things have been pretty fraught lately between them. This isn't unusual in any regard, but Lucretia feels as if everything is starting to come to a head with all the memory share stuff happening and.. she knows she has to say something to him eventually. So even though she's nervous and unhappy about the whole thing, she forces herself to send the first awkward message.)

Hey.
Taako, could I talk to you some time? In person?

[spellslots]

Please tell me you haven't seen more of my shit

[Most times people ask to talk, it's because of that, so he has a bit of an automatic reaction.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ In Taako's apartment, there's a well-aged bottle of Asgardian wine, the kind that could get you tipsy in seconds if you're not careful.

There's no note. ]

text

[spellslots]

[It's from Loki, because there's only a few Asgardians in Riverview and only one that Taako's close to, so a few hours after finding the booze, he flicks off a quick text.]

What's the occasion, pumpkin?

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

your awkward news of the day: when i told hana i had a boyfriend her first guess was i was talking about you

[spellslots]

[He nearly does a spittake, thanks]

Holy fuck can you IMAGINE

Like you're my dude but that's the worst idea I've ever heard

text; un: sly.blue

[bottombitch]

Hi Taako! How's your magicing going?

[ He really doesn't know a better way to describe it. ]

Are you really a famous chef too? I saw it on your Friendr profile.

[ It doesn't say that, but Aoba assumes 'best chef in Faerhgfskgwhatever' implies as much to him. ]

[spellslots]

Magic's going pretty fucking great as always, and good pick, I am in fact a famous chef. Kinda took a bit of a detour with saving the world but like, Taako's a household name, for sure.

[Well none of that is a lie]

What's up with you, my man?

text; thunderer

[worldsaway]

Are you home? I have something to drop off.

[spellslots]

Home but working, if that's not an issue?

[He can multitask, if Thor doesn't mind not having his total attention.]

text from @ruffboi [during harvest festival]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ a selfie of magnus and a medium-sized dog ]

[spellslots]

un: b.zethir, text;

[inlaid]

So, Thor went to get his memory updates. Yesterday.

[He showed up at her place later that night and there was a lot of talking to be done. Not a lot of time to get Taako a heads up until now.]

[spellslots]

[Oh, dunk.]

Wanna give me an overall rating on a scale of 1-10?

text; sif

[fiercestwarrior]

My apologies, Taako, but I will not be able to come to the feast you were gracious enough to invite me to.

[spellslots]

[Aww; he's a little sad, but he's sure she's got a good reason.]

You'll just have to come to the next one, yeah? Everything good with you?

[They've only spoken a little, but she's important to Thor, so Taako wants to make an effort.]

text

[scholiast]

How do you know if you love somebody?

[spellslots]

[oh no]

Are we talking romantic love here cause like, why would you ask me that,
I got no fucking idea

voice; @wingingit

[volitaunt]

Hey.

[ DOES POE SOUND NERVOUS? He definitely sounds nervous. ]

So.

[ ..... ]

I've been thinking about the bird thing.

[spellslots]

Sup.

[Taako is very good at phones, though his is definitely on speaker, judging by the slightly echoey quality.]

You have, huh? [Unlike Poe's nervousness, Taako just seems amused.] How's that thinking been going for ya?